The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

by Wilhelm December 19, 2007

vacation

erotic pleasure for a man lasting approximately 45 minutes

ryan went on vacation with caitlin while samir went on vacation surfing the internet

by wilhelm June 26, 2004

Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004

Religion

Called opiate for the masses but how can something that spawns war possibly be considered a Opiate bloody Ironic isnt it

If religion is the Opiate I dont want to find the speed

by Wilhelm February 04, 2004

Fenian

Bravest Irish men who ever lived

The Fenian men fought until not a one was standing

by Wilhelm January 25, 2004

waalex

crap name i mean waalex how crap

hello im waalex and im a batty

by Wilhelm October 13, 2003

Prussian masturbation

Jerking off and listening to prussia's gloria att the same time

"Last night I did a prussian masturbation with my friends"

by Wilhelm April 10, 2020