Whowantspeas's definitions

dopeydina

Female who is completely stupid and doesn't know if she's coming or going. Absolutely useless and with less brains that a loaf of bread.

Tell that dopeydina to get out of my sight.

by Whowantspeas November 6, 2018

B R (business reason)

This is where an employer can ask employees to go home without pay because there is not enough work. It's a sneaky way of exploiting workers. BR's are often popular with employees who are fond of the drink, hardcore druggies and gamblers. This term seems to have originated in the food production industry in Northern Ireland. A BR can also be known as a bullroot or a Brendy Rogers.

I'll see if I can get a B R (business reason) today so I can get a few whoopers and get wiped this afternoon.

by Whowantspeas November 6, 2018

windylicker

Term used in Northern Ireland to describe a person with mental or physical disabilities who stares at people through the window of a bus. Outside of Northern Ireland the term would be windowlicker instead windylicker.

Look at the windylicker with the hat at the back of the bus.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

mala

Irish for bag. Also name given to an unattractive Irish language teacher.

Mala has just no control over her class.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

wireless

Another name for a radio.

Turn that bloody wireless down. I cant get any sleep.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018