3 definitions by WhoMeNever

1. A member of the Army who is constantly deployed defending the United States.

2. A man who while deployed gets fucked over by his girlfriend/fiancee/wife

3. A man who's constantly cheated on because she "just can't take it anymore" while he's in Iraq.
The Literal Translation is I can't wait for you when I have so much cock filling me.
1. Billy is not here for 15 months, hes a Soldier in Iraq

2. - Isn't she engaged to Billy?
- Not anymore, Billys a Soldier which means hes gone and she needs to fuck something.

3. - This isn't working out anymore, your a soldier who is away and I want as many penises in me as I can before you come back and I craw back to you.
by WhoMeNever June 13, 2008
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When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.
"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."
by WhoMeNever April 1, 2015
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1. One who is indecisive and cant make a decision unless it involves sex, booze, or shoes.

2. Tend to not know what it wants so says "I like you" to any guy that pays enough attention.

3. One who carries alot of baggage.

4. One who is heartless and ungrateful or anything you do.
1.
- Hey girl, we going to that movie"
- Uh, I'm not sure yet
- God, you are being such a Zuz.

2. - Does that girl really like him, or is she confused?
- Nah, that chick is def a Zuz.

3. - Are you going to help her carry that? Shes a Zuz, she has enough of her personal baggage to carry, much less lugage.

4. - Did she like the present you gave her?
- No, that Zuz just told me she wished it was from someone else.
by WhoMeNever June 13, 2008
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