White Sox Rule's definitions

fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.

fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.

by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004

vindicated

a kick ass song by Dashboard Confessional that first came out like two months ago, but now is going to be butchered by all the pop radio stations who will label it as the top "new" song within the next few weeks

hope, it dangles on a string, like slow spinning redemption....

by White Sox Rule June 24, 2004

eric foreman

The main character in That '70s Show. Currently, Eric is engaged to Donna Pinsciotti. Also the second most boring character, second only to his lover, Donna.

When Eric blew his curfew, his dad, Red Foreman, put his foot up his ass.

by White Sox Rule June 6, 2004

foxtrot

The best comic strip ever, bar none. Jason and Peter rule

Bill Amend, the author of Foxtrot, lives in Kansas City, where i live, and he autographed a Foxtrot book for me.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

Hurt

A song first recorded by Nine Inch Nails in 1994, then again by Johnny Cash in 2003.

I hurt myself today
to see if i still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear my crown of s**t
On my liar’s chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stain of time
The feeling disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

by White Sox Rule June 8, 2004

spreewells

1. Latrell Spreewell's family

2. A type of rim that wanksters and wiggers keep going on and on about.

1. The Spreewell's went to the Staples Center to watch Latrell's Timberwolves lose to the Lakers.

2. The-rich-white-kid-who-wanted-to-live-in-the-ghetto-so-he-could-seem-black jacked off to the thought about getting spreewells on his "ghetto" Escalade to show the African American people at his school that he was a "nigga" too.

by White Sox Rule June 19, 2004

8 mile

White trash at its finest (or worst depending on which way you look at it).

8 mile stars Emimem. 'Nuff Said.

by White Sox Rule July 14, 2004