White Sox Rule's definitions

sucks to be you

something you say to someone when something bad has happened to them

Bob: Yo man that tree just fell on my house!
You: Haha, sucks to be you

by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004

The Madsen

The best GameFAQS user of all time. Has survived multiple warnings and one banning. He can usually be found at the Sports & Racing General Board. Dont piss him off though, because he will own your ass.

www/RCTrackstar/ARod13/PenningtonNY10: OMG! I r00l im teh Yankees fan! Im right ur rong lolez!!1!!one!11!1!!1!

The Madsen: *commences a pwning fit for kings*

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.

fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.

by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004

Cabin Fever

Okay movie where these idiot college grads go to a cabin and get sick. The only redeeming qualities of this movie are the comedy and the brunette chick who gets naked a few times and shows her boobies.

Some of the comedy in Cabin Fever:

preppy college grad: why the hell are you shooting squirrels?

redneck college grad: because theyre gay

also...

preppy college grad @ the convenience shop: whats the gun for?

owner of the convenience shop: niggers

later.....

black guys at the convenience shop: yo? sup dawg? wheres our gun?

owner of the convenience shop: whassup my niggers? your guns right over here!

by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004

Adam Carolla

He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"

Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

foxtrot

The best comic strip ever, bar none. Jason and Peter rule

Bill Amend, the author of Foxtrot, lives in Kansas City, where i live, and he autographed a Foxtrot book for me.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

eric foreman

The main character in That '70s Show. Currently, Eric is engaged to Donna Pinsciotti. Also the second most boring character, second only to his lover, Donna.

When Eric blew his curfew, his dad, Red Foreman, put his foot up his ass.

by White Sox Rule June 6, 2004