Whiskey Drinker Me's definitions

stinky on your dinky

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

lie bump

Those irritating little bumps you get on your tongue, which your parents or grandparents probably told you was from telling lies. Actually, they are infected tastebuds, probably caused from biting your nails, or putting some other dirty thing in your mouth.

When Little Bob was caught telling a lie, he checked his tongue so regularly for lie bumps, that he actually ended up getting one.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

holy garments

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.

Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

robcock

A penis that is not-so thick but very long and lanky, and generally able to snake around corners.

Marie: "So did you and Robbie get it on last night?"

Tabatha: "Yes we did. And with a robcock like that, he won't even have to leave his house next time, I'll just order in."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

bathroom camper

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.

If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010

roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.

Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010