Whiskey Drinker Me's definitions

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

dicksuckers

1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.

2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.

Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"

Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."

Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"

Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010

Dolittle

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.

Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

stinky on your dinky

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Redneck Shuffle

A dance, usually performed spontaneously, in which the legs are slightly bent and jerked alternately by straightening the knees suddenly, causing the feet to slide approximately 2 to 3 inches to the side or rear, and the arms and hands are freely thrown side to side, then drawn in toward the chest repeatedly while snapping the fingers in time to the beat. (Somewhat similar to "the Carlton")

When Robbie found out he was getting a case of beer for his birthday, he broke into the REDNECK SHUFFLE.

by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009

lie bump

Those irritating little bumps you get on your tongue, which your parents or grandparents probably told you was from telling lies. Actually, they are infected tastebuds, probably caused from biting your nails, or putting some other dirty thing in your mouth.

When Little Bob was caught telling a lie, he checked his tongue so regularly for lie bumps, that he actually ended up getting one.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010