Two-popper

Word used to describe a fart that barely has enough oomph to push your ass cheeks apart to escape, and ends up being short and faint, but has just enough audibility to pop twice. Hence it is a two-pop fart, or a "Two-popper".

After the chili-bean surprise, Robbie let off a series of two-poppers that could've peeled the paint off the wall.

by Whiskey Drinker Me July 14, 2010

dicksuckers

1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.

2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.

Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"

Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."

Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"

Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 05, 2010

pitty pat

A street in Tara Village where the crackheads live, located in Florence, South Carolina. (See also Tara Village)

I was gonna take Plantation straight in to Tara Drive to avoid the crackheads, but I had to take a detour on Pitty Pat when one ran out in front of me.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 08, 2010

Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.

Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 07, 2010

stinky on your dinky

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Dolittle

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.

Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

lie bump

Those irritating little bumps you get on your tongue, which your parents or grandparents probably told you was from telling lies. Actually, they are infected tastebuds, probably caused from biting your nails, or putting some other dirty thing in your mouth.

When Little Bob was caught telling a lie, he checked his tongue so regularly for lie bumps, that he actually ended up getting one.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010