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The scurge of the American workplace. A highly addictive spyware application disguised as a game, in which you build and upgrade your "farm" and hire people to harvest and plow for you, as well as get hired to harvest and plow for others. You earn "coins" for crops sold, and you can "buy" things from a "store" with the earned coins. You can also hang out at the market and chat if you can stand to see the little beggars degrading themselves all for a few fake coins to buy fake merchandise. This app can be found on Facebook or Myspace.
Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.
Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.
1. Robin spent all her time playing Farmtown at work, and was taken by surprise when the clients starting pulling their accounts for non-compliance.
2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!
2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010
Get the Farmtown mug.A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.
If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010
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Tabatha: "Yes we did. And with a robcock like that, he won't even have to leave his house next time, I'll just order in."
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by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the robcock mug.1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.
2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.
2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.
Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"
Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."
Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"
Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"
Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."
Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"
Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
Get the dicksuckers mug.Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.
Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."
Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the Dolittle mug.A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.
Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010
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John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"
Robbie - "What's that mean?"
John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."
John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"
Robbie - "What's that mean?"
John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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