Whiskey Drinker Me's definitions

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

pitty pat

A street in Tara Village where the crackheads live, located in Florence, South Carolina. (See also Tara Village)

I was gonna take Plantation straight in to Tara Drive to avoid the crackheads, but I had to take a detour on Pitty Pat when one ran out in front of me.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010

Right Angle

When one or more persons engage in the act of searching for bits of crack cocaine that may have been dropped, usually after the initial stash is gone. (See also CARPET SURFING)

ex: Lewis was at a RIGHT ANGLE soon after exhausting his supply of crack.

by Whiskey Drinker Me November 30, 2009

kick in the ass

1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.)

2. Literally, a kick in the ass.

1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass.

2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.

Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010

Dolittle

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.

Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010