Whiskey Drinker Me's definitions
(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
Get the Whiskey Time-Machinemug. When one or more persons engage in the act of searching for bits of crack cocaine that may have been dropped, usually after the initial stash is gone. (See also CARPET SURFING)
by Whiskey Drinker Me November 30, 2009
Get the Right Anglemug. When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the bonus turdmug. 1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.)
2. Literally, a kick in the ass.
2. Literally, a kick in the ass.
1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass.
2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.
2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010
Get the kick in the assmug. 1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009
Get the Carolina Hood Ornamentmug. Those irritating little bumps you get on your tongue, which your parents or grandparents probably told you was from telling lies. Actually, they are infected tastebuds, probably caused from biting your nails, or putting some other dirty thing in your mouth.
When Little Bob was caught telling a lie, he checked his tongue so regularly for lie bumps, that he actually ended up getting one.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the lie bumpmug. A dance, usually performed spontaneously, in which the legs are slightly bent and jerked alternately by straightening the knees suddenly, causing the feet to slide approximately 2 to 3 inches to the side or rear, and the arms and hands are freely thrown side to side, then drawn in toward the chest repeatedly while snapping the fingers in time to the beat. (Somewhat similar to "the Carlton")
When Robbie found out he was getting a case of beer for his birthday, he broke into the REDNECK SHUFFLE.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009
Get the Redneck Shufflemug.