Definitions by Whattareyoudoing

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

Platonic Handjob by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

squeezing 

An act teenage boys like to do to girls, especially on the booty and titty

There he goes squeezing that girl again

squeezing by Whattareyoudoing January 31, 2017

Man ho 

A cute or handsome guy who seems to only date attractive women just for sex

Jada: That guy so so handsome. I want him
June: He only dates girls for sex then leave them. He's a man ho

Man ho by Whattareyoudoing January 27, 2017

Dump-a-Trump 

That one person that no one dates because they're a Trump supporter.

Someone who gets dumped a lot because they like Trump

May: Ewe, he's such a Dump-a-Trump.
Ruby: I know right.

Dump-a-Trump by Whattareyoudoing December 16, 2016

Old Baby 

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

Old Baby by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

Hate-Crush

When you have a crush on someone one day and hate them the next. It usually rotates day to day, week to week, month to month etc.

Also done days you see them add cute and sometimes ugly.

Girl 1: I totally have a hate crush on this one guy at in my class.

Girl 2: A what?

Girl 1: Hate-crush, when you like and dislike someone at the same time.

Hate-Crush by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016