Whatever's definitions

ugh

A term often used by overweight males. It means: "I wish I had someone (and/or something) to scratch my ass (and/or balls) right now"

Husband Bill: "Ugh..."

Wife Marry: "Ok dear Ill be right there"

by Whatever October 21, 2006

global cooling

er..no, AYB, we ARE in one right now, except that our pollution has only delayed its effects.

by whatever August 25, 2003

Moyerism

1. A statement void of all logic and reason with no intention to change whatsoever. To create a Moyerism, one must fail to see reason or rationale of any kind and/or additionally rail against fact as truth.

2. A truth held self-evident, but is either circular in logic, or absolutely unreasonable.

3. A positively false statement, made with a stubborn refusal to change without explanation. Alternatively, a messiah complex of some sort.

1. These people judge based on their Moyerisms, and refuse to see reason no matter how blatent.

2.(as a reply to a statement) That is a Moyerism.

by whatever February 6, 2005

V4L

V4L means Virgin for life. also a sign you can make with your hands. put up to fingers to represent a v as in virgin. then put up 4 fingers to represent a 4 or for. then put your index finger and thumb to make an L for life

-dude:"V4L man.."*also with hand sign*

-d00d: man fuck you

by Whatever April 6, 2005

albite

In your face or bring it on

Albite me you old goon.

by whatever May 13, 2005

cassette

Formerly the most popular way of copying audio. Was considered a hazard by the record industry in the 1980's who had a big advertising campaign that said "Home Taping Is Killing Music" Nobody listened and continued buying blank tape. Now replaced by the easier to use CD-R.

by Whatever April 8, 2003

BBC

Billionaire Boy's Club

Wear can I get one of Pharrell's BBC shirts?

by whatever August 22, 2003