Whatever's definitions

Shizzle my nizzle

recently been in the news...something to do with some courtcase

by whatever July 25, 2003

Furries

The reason why catgirl hentai is being imported by the ton from Japan.

Goddamn furries and their perverted fetishes.

by whatever August 23, 2003

Lite-On

Tiwanese makers of the greatest CD-RW drives in the world. Highly reccomended by computer gamers, hackers and CD-R traders for their high quality, speed and super fast burning on all kinds of CD-R media. Usually sells for less than other Plextor, TDK, HP and Sony burners.

This Lite-On 52X burned a whole 70 minute CD-R in two minutes, thirty-five seconds!

by Whatever April 8, 2003

cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.

Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.

by whatever August 22, 2003

crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 8, 2003

albite

In your face or bring it on

Albite me you old goon.

by whatever May 13, 2005

cassette

Formerly the most popular way of copying audio. Was considered a hazard by the record industry in the 1980's who had a big advertising campaign that said "Home Taping Is Killing Music" Nobody listened and continued buying blank tape. Now replaced by the easier to use CD-R.

by Whatever April 8, 2003