Whatever's definitions

mega almy

talking about shit that nobody cares about in a loud and obnoxious manner while wearing pastels.

There were so many hot women at the party until mega almy showed up.

by whatever April 23, 2004

gerflinkin

thing-a-ma-jig, whatchyamacallit

Where's my gerflinkin?

by Whatever November 22, 2003

eurofag

A male who dresses stylishly in typical young European style (e.g. too-tight shirt, complicated shoes, rarely wears jeans or sneakers). May be an actual European, but usually an American poseur. See metrosexual

Before "Queer Eye" we called metrosexuals eurofags

by whatever February 2, 2005

V4L

V4L means Virgin for life. also a sign you can make with your hands. put up to fingers to represent a v as in virgin. then put up 4 fingers to represent a 4 or for. then put your index finger and thumb to make an L for life

-dude:"V4L man.."*also with hand sign*

-d00d: man fuck you

by Whatever April 6, 2005

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

lothario

a womanizer

by whatever April 12, 2003

blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.

"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"

by whatever March 6, 2005