17 definitions by Wesley Durrance
by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005
A sniglet invented for the sole purpose of rhyming with orange. It means those useless bits of white rind left over after you have peeled an orange.
by Wesley Durrance September 24, 2005
Wise-acre is essentially synonymous with the terms jerk and jackass. One defining feature is that a wise-acre enjoys comedy more than anything, and therefore an insult comic or a practical joker would be called wise-acres. It has fallen into disuse recently, but it's still there.
Yeah, Tom's a real wise-acre. He screwed the top of the salt-lid off and when I went to pour it it fell off.
by Wesley Durrance October 17, 2005
by Wesley Durrance July 22, 2005
A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.
Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
by Wesley Durrance September 17, 2005
by Wesley Durrance August 22, 2005
A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.
Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
by Wesley Durrance October 10, 2005