Webster Papadopolous's definitions

chalookinat

A confrontational way of saying "You're eyes have wandered onto me or something I have pride in, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly avert your gaze."
A contraction of what are you looking at

*a pimped our ride rolls up with the bass thumping and the uncool one dares to look*
Chalookinat!

by Webster Papadopolous July 14, 2004

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

reb

n. A person from the southern United States. Short for rebel, referring to the American Civil War. The opposite of a Yankee.

... and now class we shall study the Civil War.
The War of Northern Aggression! (from the back of the classroom)
okay reb

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

that's what I'm saying

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad

Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

cousin

n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.

Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion

All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004