Webster Papadopolous's definitions

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

reb

n. A person from the southern United States. Short for rebel, referring to the American Civil War. The opposite of a Yankee.

... and now class we shall study the Civil War.
The War of Northern Aggression! (from the back of the classroom)
okay reb

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.

Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

ketchup soup

n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up

I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion

All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

hand sandwich

n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand

I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

poopie

the appropriate response to being called a Honky

Chalookinat Honky ?!?!
Not much poopie.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004