Webster Papadopolous's definitions

that's what I'm saying

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad

Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

ask me that again

The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask the question again, be prepared to hear a tirade

I hear you brother is in the National Guard and has been deployed to Iraq. Do you support Dubbya?
Ask me that again

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

hand sandwich

n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand

I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

ketchup soup

n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up

I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion

All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004