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Definitions by Webster Papadopolous

on the humble 

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money
Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.

star account 

Pocket change that you have saved in a bowl or jar as an emergency fund. Derived from the Coinstar automatic counting machines used to cash the coins in.
Are you going to be able to make rent this month?
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.
n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.
My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?
po ho by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
n. contraction of "white nigger" or "wanna-be nigger"

a "white nigger" is a white person who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "white nigger" you are insulting their culture, and social background.

a "wanna-be nigger" is a white person who wants to be cool, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "wanna-be nigger", you are calling them a poser, and a sell out to their race.
Eminem is such a wigger!
wigger by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
n. an unofficial recording of a concert

This term originated with smugglers and thieves who would hide things in the leg of their boots. It evolved to mean a pirated version of something. Some liberal bands such as the Grateful Dead, and more recently Phish and Pearl Jam allow fans to record their concerts, and distibute these recordings freely as long as they are not sold. Fans refer to such recordings as "bootlegs", even though they are legal.
Hey man, I got this funky Phish bootleg from Roseland, hook me up with that Europe '72 Dead show and I'll burn you a copy.

technospeak 

Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something
I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.
n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.
Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.
c hair by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004