Webster Papadopolous's definitions

cousin Herb

n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)

I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

riding a chicken

describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"

Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

technospeak

Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something

I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

hair band

n., adj., A rock band from the eighties whose members had long hair, which they teased up with hair-spray to make themselves out to be rebels and distinctive. The music tried to be hard and badass, but was harmless. This is sometimes used as a disparaging description, much like boy band is used today.

Some people classify Motley Crue as Metal, well no offense, but they are really just a Hair Band.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

bottle tan

A tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. The alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
Not to be confused with a shake'n'bake tan.

That chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

that's okay

No

A polite negative reponse to an offer. Sounds like you're agreeing but actually means the opposite. This phrase is very hard to argue with without being rude. Commonly used when a salesperson tries to get you to buy something extra, or when someone who likes you but you don't want to involved with offers to do you a favor.

Poindexter: Hi Suzie! Would you like me to carry your books for you? They look heavy!

Suzie: That's okay

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

po ho

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.

My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004