Webster's definitions

vortex

derrogatory name for the asshole, known by few.

Mark DePippo bent over with his pants down and I could see straight down his vortex.

by Webster January 3, 2005

defeted

When you don't win. You lose. Something like the word defeated but different.

Lora totally defeted Heather with the million gold stars she got on her chart.

by Webster January 12, 2005

silence

davids middle name. he wrote the book on silence

david silence cast.....

by webster January 13, 2005

dragual

1: loser
2: lyer
3: inbred
4: white trash

That guy in the picture standing next to that POS car in front of the manufactured home, he's such a dragual.

by Webster January 24, 2005

Nigger in the Woodpile

1. A secret weapon
2. An unsure circumstance in a given situation

This phrase was used, although not widely, in the 60's and has made a comeback in white supremacist groups recently.

1. Team Captain: We're losing badly, what's the plan?
Basketball Coach: Well, they seem to know all of our plays. Let's have "Too Tall" run the #2 pick and roll with "Tiny"
Team Captain: Damn, we've practised all season, no we're finally gonna use the nigger in the woodpile.
2. I've seen the flop, the bend, and the river, and i like my pocket 10's, but something tells me he's got niggers in the woodpile...I fold.

by Webster January 29, 2005

coot coot

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius

eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.

by Webster February 3, 2005

biology

The study of life.

Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.

Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....

see? no one cares.

by webster February 9, 2005