191 definitions by Weave

bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

by Weave March 21, 2003

POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT

to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.

As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!

by Weave November 2, 2003

fam

the ebonic term for saying hello to a close loved one or another term for a person you get along dearly with

Hey, what up fam? What be crackin', son?

by Weave March 23, 2003

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!

Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

by Weave March 25, 2003

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

by Weave October 26, 2003

gurnarel

Background: Born from the sound effect used for the murloc creatures in the online game World of Warcraft which in writing resembles: guarnarnarnarnal.

Definition: gurnarel - an expression of extreme frustation and need to kill something or someone due to that frustration

Alternate Form: GUR_NAREL - implies a level of frustration exceeding regular gurnarel

I've had to poop all morning but it won't come out, gurnarel!

GUR_NAREL, my boss is such a fucktard!

by Weave March 25, 2005

herb / herbed

to chicken out or back down, as from intimidation or fear; to display cowardice

Don't let him herb you!
You just got herbed by that nigga!

by Weave March 18, 2003