bloodfart

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration

Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.

by weasel February 10, 2003

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 03, 2005

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

face tickler

1. the act of tickling one's face
2. any rubbing of one's hairy pubic region against one's face while performing oral sex

My girl got a nice face tickler from my hairy choade while she was giving me a rimmer last night.

by weasel February 10, 2003

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 20, 2005

venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

by weasel June 09, 2005