Weasel's definitions

chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

by weasel May 25, 2005

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

nuz

nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"

english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool

that was a nuz movie
your shirt is nuz
you are the nuz

by weasel February 16, 2005

sarzy

someone who is sexy and arzy. Arzy isn't a word though. So uh...yes.

Jigen is sarzy and awesome. Smokey is not.

by Weasel August 29, 2003

gummy worm

when your vagina or lip gets pulled so hard it streches and is then called a gummyworm.

jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french

by weasel January 13, 2005

lactilicious

the act of being very attractive while lactating

Man, that ho is lactilicious

by weasel February 10, 2003

tomx

an IRC loser, on the irctoo.net network and hangs constantly in #xbox.

Tomx is on #xbox again

by Weasel June 22, 2004