Weasel's definitions

pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while

last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face

by weasel April 23, 2005

mee grob

1. a very tastey Thai appetizer
2. the noise one makes while grimmacing from the first anal penetration

'Uh, oh, urgggg. Mee Grob. Gently, Tony. '

by weasel February 10, 2003

weasel

See aaron

YO weasel, Sup in the house my home-dawg?

by Weasel October 18, 2003

tomx

an IRC loser, on the irctoo.net network and hangs constantly in #xbox.

Tomx is on #xbox again

by Weasel June 22, 2004

blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

by weasel May 2, 2005

JFing

An initiation rite performed in Toronto, where new members of a gang show their hommies they have no fear by walking along Jane street between Steeles and sheppard shouting "Jane and Finch"

Tom was allowed into the gang after being JFed

by Weasel August 21, 2006

chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

by weasel May 25, 2005