Weasel's definitions

sarzy

someone who is sexy and arzy. Arzy isn't a word though. So uh...yes.

Jigen is sarzy and awesome. Smokey is not.

by Weasel August 29, 2003

gummy worm

when your vagina or lip gets pulled so hard it streches and is then called a gummyworm.

jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french

by weasel January 13, 2005

nuz

nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"

english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool

that was a nuz movie
your shirt is nuz
you are the nuz

by weasel February 16, 2005

Surfer

Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.

Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!

Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.

by Weasel August 6, 2004

pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while

last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face

by weasel April 23, 2005

blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

by weasel May 2, 2005

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag

"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"

by weasel May 3, 2005