50 definitions by Weasel

JFing

An initiation rite performed in Toronto, where new members of a gang show their hommies they have no fear by walking along Jane street between Steeles and sheppard shouting "Jane and Finch"

Tom was allowed into the gang after being JFed

by Weasel September 8, 2004

sex pee

sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.

dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...

by Weasel February 4, 2005

volva

a dance when you slap your hand, on the sides your thighs/ vagina part and rotate your hips

bitch i can volva you any day volva you anyday!!

by Weasel January 21, 2005

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by Weasel May 19, 2005

tomx

an IRC loser, on the irctoo.net network and hangs constantly in #xbox.

Tomx is on #xbox again

by Weasel June 22, 2004

onomatopea

Onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound it represents.
also imitative harmony.

-splash, wow, gush, kerplunk
-flcl (Japanese, the sound of feeling a woman's breasts)

by Weasel September 8, 2003

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by Weasel May 4, 2005