Weasel's definitions

lout

lout: a stupid slow moron. an idiot.
someone I know in my class by the name of Shane LaBroad

that lout ran right into the wall.
June is a lout, she dropped the dishes on the floor

by weasel January 26, 2004

Flinky

A non-hetero man IE gay (non-derogatory term)

Henry is a flinky, he hangs out at church and wellesley

by Weasel September 7, 2004

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

Boob Icons

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Mamogram Breasts (_)(_)
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

by Weasel June 21, 2004

face tickler

1. the act of tickling one's face
2. any rubbing of one's hairy pubic region against one's face while performing oral sex

My girl got a nice face tickler from my hairy choade while she was giving me a rimmer last night.

by weasel February 10, 2003

voege

The guy that added TIARA to the dictionary.

weasel: "Yo voege, WASAAAAAAAAAA???????"
voege : "WASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA ?!?!?!!?"
both: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..."

by weasel February 16, 2004

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag

"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"

by weasel May 3, 2005