Weasel's definitions

Fallen Footwear

The Best skateboarding shoe around. Rates #1 on like 5 websites I've seen. And they are hella comfortable. Model Shoes include Patriot, Rival, Herritage, Scout, and Strike and were created by Jamie Thomas.

I'm getting my new pair of Fallen shoes in a week!

by Weasel August 9, 2004

venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

by weasel June 9, 2005

onomatopea

Onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound it represents.
also imitative harmony.

-splash, wow, gush, kerplunk
-flcl (Japanese, the sound of feeling a woman's breasts)

by Weasel September 8, 2003

pwn

1. kickin someones ass
2. to be the best

holy shit you got pwned
he is pwning everyone

by Weasel July 2, 2004

tech deck

an old company which made miniature sk8boards that you could customize to you liking. They were "The Shit" for a while but became sold-out like blink 182 or AIM

Dude, check out my tech deck, complete with DC wheels and the ELEMENT deck! o yeah I'm the shit...

Dude, you do realize that tech deck is not used anymore...?

by Weasel May 11, 2004

¿

coolest question mark in the world. on a lap-top its Alt+/ of Alt+Shift+/
and on normal keyboards it's Alt+0191

Weaselboy13y: s^ homez¿
Da Matt Says:nm bitch...

by Weasel May 11, 2004

FoxFlight

One who eats Popeyes chicken. A Lot.

Its not rape if you yell surpise, Foxflight.

by Weasel September 14, 2003