Weasel's definitions

chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

by weasel May 25, 2005

frec

A guy who can't correctly pronounce 30.

Man did you hear that Frec? He said WOLOLAAAAA, wtf is that man, its WOLOLOOOOO!

by Weasel September 14, 2003

face tickler

see also 'rimmer'

by weasel February 10, 2003

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

sniper in the hole

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face

last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

by weasel May 1, 2005

tech deck

an old company which made miniature sk8boards that you could customize to you liking. They were "The Shit" for a while but became sold-out like blink 182 or AIM

Dude, check out my tech deck, complete with DC wheels and the ELEMENT deck! o yeah I'm the shit...

Dude, you do realize that tech deck is not used anymore...?

by Weasel May 11, 2004

¿

coolest question mark in the world. on a lap-top its Alt+/ of Alt+Shift+/
and on normal keyboards it's Alt+0191

Weaselboy13y: s^ homez¿
Da Matt Says:nm bitch...

by Weasel May 11, 2004