Weasel's definitions

trouted

when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.

*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*

*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*

Attacker: Trouted, bitch!

Victim: Oh nos!

by Weasel August 28, 2003

give head

perform oral sex on an another individual

She said I give great head.

by weasel October 10, 2003

FoxFlight

One who eats Popeyes chicken. A Lot.

Its not rape if you yell surpise, Foxflight.

by Weasel September 14, 2003

Boob Icons

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Mamogram Breasts (_)(_)
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

by Weasel June 21, 2004

sniper in the hole

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face

last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

by weasel May 1, 2005

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

face tickler

1. the act of tickling one's face
2. any rubbing of one's hairy pubic region against one's face while performing oral sex

My girl got a nice face tickler from my hairy choade while she was giving me a rimmer last night.

by weasel February 10, 2003