Weasel's definitions

weaselboy

A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;

The weasel turned into a weaselboy at the age of 144.

by Weasel April 2, 2003

Fallen Footwear

The Best skateboarding shoe around. Rates #1 on like 5 websites I've seen. And they are hella comfortable. Model Shoes include Patriot, Rival, Herritage, Scout, and Strike and were created by Jamie Thomas.

I'm getting my new pair of Fallen shoes in a week!

by Weasel August 9, 2004

face tickler

see also 'rimmer'

by weasel February 10, 2003

esqwench

combonation of the words esquire and wench. Used as a title or signature.

Megan's title is esqwench, post haste. Or is is Esqwench, Poast Haste?

by Weasel August 28, 2003

frec

A guy who can't correctly pronounce 30.

Man did you hear that Frec? He said WOLOLAAAAA, wtf is that man, its WOLOLOOOOO!

by Weasel September 14, 2003

chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

by weasel May 25, 2005

gummy worm

when your vagina or lip gets pulled so hard it streches and is then called a gummyworm.

jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french

by weasel January 13, 2005