Wayne's definitions

Townie

Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.

If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.

by Wayne February 17, 2004

Playing Clue

The act of playing clue on a womans back while she is penetrated from either end.

Man, we played clue last night and Elisa got 0wned!

by wayne March 15, 2004

butter fuck

The art or act of taking a half of a stick of butter and inserting into the vaginal cavity and applying ones penis in a sharp thrusting motion where as the butter provides the lubrication for hateful sex.
Afterwards the said butter can be used to butter your roommate's toast.

Chef Piere growing tired of his assistants incessant bitching, took her to the walk-in for quick hard butter fucking... doggy style.

by wayne March 27, 2004

Space Raiders

The best packet of crisps - ever! Available in all shops and should only be purchased in pickled onion flavour - THE ONLY WAY!! =).
Definitely the most popular for us students - because they only cost 10pence a pack :D :D

Student: can I have 100 packets of space raiders please?
Shop keeper: Will you be paying by cash...or cheque?

by wayne December 10, 2003

Kippo

Jug in Finnish

A guy who is a peon

Your worse than kippo
Stfu Kippo

by Wayne December 23, 2003

Garbo

used to describe something so rediculous it needs its own word to describe it.

Man, that blunt is garbo, did you roll a fucking quarter in it?

by Wayne December 29, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004