Wayne's definitions

The Smiths

The Smiths were quite simply the best band ever, in just the short time they were with us they changed the music scene forever. No-one can even come close to comparing to Morrissey's lyrics. The guy is a genius!
Also his solo career is still brilliant, some people say that he has declined but his songs are still better than anyone else's.......end of!

Accept Yourself
I Want The One I Can't Have
Asleep
Jeane
I could list everyone of the Smiths songs but these will do

by Wayne June 18, 2006

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003

decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

by wayne November 28, 2003

free

What the fuck can i do now?

i can do any fucking thing i want to and no one can do anything about it.

by wayne June 1, 2004

Conan Obrien

WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!

the strokes? white stripes? weekly acts? HMM?

by Wayne December 3, 2003

Garbo

used to describe something so rediculous it needs its own word to describe it.

Man, that blunt is garbo, did you roll a fucking quarter in it?

by Wayne December 29, 2003

Kemikal

To take items anally with great mirth

Johnny sat on the television remote and with a smile on his face proclaimed 'what a wonderful kemikal I've just experienced'

by Wayne October 14, 2003