Wayne's definitions

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

bati

jamaican word for "fag"

I'za hittin dis blunt when dis young bati mon walk by with his legs crossed and a pain in his bottom

by wayne May 13, 2005

The Smiths

The Smiths were quite simply the best band ever, in just the short time they were with us they changed the music scene forever. No-one can even come close to comparing to Morrissey's lyrics. The guy is a genius!
Also his solo career is still brilliant, some people say that he has declined but his songs are still better than anyone else's.......end of!

Accept Yourself
I Want The One I Can't Have
Asleep
Jeane
I could list everyone of the Smiths songs but these will do

by Wayne June 18, 2006

free

What the fuck can i do now?

i can do any fucking thing i want to and no one can do anything about it.

by wayne June 1, 2004

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003