Wayne's definitions

Padido

Car with only 1 heardlight working

Damn, that cop car is a padido!

by Wayne December 7, 2005

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

butter fuck

The art or act of taking a half of a stick of butter and inserting into the vaginal cavity and applying ones penis in a sharp thrusting motion where as the butter provides the lubrication for hateful sex.
Afterwards the said butter can be used to butter your roommate's toast.

Chef Piere growing tired of his assistants incessant bitching, took her to the walk-in for quick hard butter fucking... doggy style.

by wayne March 27, 2004

SSB

Super Smash Brothers, the best fighting game in history made for the N64. Its sequel, Super Smash Brothers: Melee sucks the penis because GameCube has a retarded controller. Kirby owns the shit in SSB.

I owned you with Donkey Kong GGNORE

by Wayne January 16, 2005

free

What the fuck can i do now?

i can do any fucking thing i want to and no one can do anything about it.

by wayne June 1, 2004

decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

by wayne November 28, 2003

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003