Wayne's definitions

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

u

Shortened form of "undo", the most important Autocad command.

Oops, I just made a mistake. That's okay, there's "U".
U U U U (repeat until finished)
Now that I've fixed that, I'd better qsave before I mess up again.

by Wayne September 9, 2006

Karny

there is only one true Karny, who resides in Auckland, New Zealand. He is quite possibly the shortest person to have ever walked this earth.

As well as being short in stature, he is also short in temper, among other things

oh man, Karny is soooooo short!

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

mauresmo

a butch female who could easily pass for a man. term originates from that dyke French tennis player

did you see that Mauresmo? that was disgusting!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

Kemikal

To take items anally with great mirth

Johnny sat on the television remote and with a smile on his face proclaimed 'what a wonderful kemikal I've just experienced'

by Wayne October 14, 2003