Wayne's definitions

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003

raisin

What you must eat in a country where you cannot drink the water. From the Stidfolian dialect of Mexican-Spanish.

You can drink the water, but don't eat the raisins.

by wayne May 22, 2004

butter fuck

The art or act of taking a half of a stick of butter and inserting into the vaginal cavity and applying ones penis in a sharp thrusting motion where as the butter provides the lubrication for hateful sex.
Afterwards the said butter can be used to butter your roommate's toast.

Chef Piere growing tired of his assistants incessant bitching, took her to the walk-in for quick hard butter fucking... doggy style.

by wayne March 27, 2004

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

Conan Obrien

WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!

the strokes? white stripes? weekly acts? HMM?

by Wayne December 3, 2003

Garbo

used to describe something so rediculous it needs its own word to describe it.

Man, that blunt is garbo, did you roll a fucking quarter in it?

by Wayne December 29, 2003

CGI Porn

A movie with filled with long CGI special effects scenes, loosely connected by short scenes with minimal plot.

Day After Tommorrow,

by wayne June 21, 2004