Wayne's definitions

SSB

Super Smash Brothers, the best fighting game in history made for the N64. Its sequel, Super Smash Brothers: Melee sucks the penis because GameCube has a retarded controller. Kirby owns the shit in SSB.

I owned you with Donkey Kong GGNORE

by Wayne January 16, 2005

Garbo

used to describe something so rediculous it needs its own word to describe it.

Man, that blunt is garbo, did you roll a fucking quarter in it?

by Wayne December 29, 2003

Conan Obrien

WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!

the strokes? white stripes? weekly acts? HMM?

by Wayne December 3, 2003

Karny

there is only one true Karny, who resides in Auckland, New Zealand. He is quite possibly the shortest person to have ever walked this earth.

As well as being short in stature, he is also short in temper, among other things

oh man, Karny is soooooo short!

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

u

Shortened form of "undo", the most important Autocad command.

Oops, I just made a mistake. That's okay, there's "U".
U U U U (repeat until finished)
Now that I've fixed that, I'd better qsave before I mess up again.

by Wayne September 9, 2006

free

What the fuck can i do now?

i can do any fucking thing i want to and no one can do anything about it.

by wayne June 1, 2004