Wayne's definitions

izzle

Wannabe gangstas who are whiter than me flap their arms around while changing the end of every other word so it ends in izzle.. Sheer fucking genius really.

You da bomb fo shizzle..

by Wayne February 11, 2005

ticklee

One who derives pleasure from being held down or placed in bondage and mercilessly tickle-tortured.

The ticklee screamed so loud, I thought the roof would collapse.

by Wayne December 22, 2004

waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.

Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

butter fuck

The art or act of taking a half of a stick of butter and inserting into the vaginal cavity and applying ones penis in a sharp thrusting motion where as the butter provides the lubrication for hateful sex.
Afterwards the said butter can be used to butter your roommate's toast.

Chef Piere growing tired of his assistants incessant bitching, took her to the walk-in for quick hard butter fucking... doggy style.

by wayne March 27, 2004

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

Padido

Car with only 1 heardlight working

Damn, that cop car is a padido!

by Wayne December 7, 2005