Wayne's definitions

flaming hot cheetos

These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans. Do not eat too many Flaming Hot Cheetos or you might become constipated.

1. Damn, I haven't taken a dump in a week after eating those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

2. "My ninja, them Mexicans jacked all of our Flaming Cheetos"

by Wayne October 31, 2004

Brellpoop

The act of anal sex with a woman whilst she smokes a pipe and holds an umbrella over her steed.

I would love to brellpoop her!
let me brellpoop you.

by wayne February 8, 2004

Space Raiders

The best packet of crisps - ever! Available in all shops and should only be purchased in pickled onion flavour - THE ONLY WAY!! =).
Definitely the most popular for us students - because they only cost 10pence a pack :D :D

Student: can I have 100 packets of space raiders please?
Shop keeper: Will you be paying by cash...or cheque?

by wayne December 10, 2003

Infestoid

A Saliva dripping moist-toid who get lubricated by the Lake Demon.

The Infestoid is very easily molested, especially by Hopps.

OH DEAR GOD IT's THE INFESTOID!!!!!

by Wayne May 1, 2004

ticklee

One who derives pleasure from being held down or placed in bondage and mercilessly tickle-tortured.

The ticklee screamed so loud, I thought the roof would collapse.

by Wayne December 22, 2004

izzle

Wannabe gangstas who are whiter than me flap their arms around while changing the end of every other word so it ends in izzle.. Sheer fucking genius really.

You da bomb fo shizzle..

by Wayne February 11, 2005

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008