51 definitions by Wayne

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by Wayne December 15, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 3, 2004

flaming hot cheetos

These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans. Do not eat too many Flaming Hot Cheetos or you might become constipated.

1. Damn, I haven't taken a dump in a week after eating those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

2. "My ninja, them Mexicans jacked all of our Flaming Cheetos"

by Wayne October 31, 2004

decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

by Wayne November 28, 2003

kablam

an incredibly sizeable penis

check out his Kablam! its fucking huge!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

slurpee

A frozen beverage commonly enjoyed by Native Indians.

"Ehh Uncle Victor, let's go get a bruis'n berry slurpee, ehh??"

by Wayne May 2, 2004

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003