Wayne's definitions

confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.

Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

Humiliation

1. When you get knifed in the ass in Counterstrike and die and your opponents take your $5000 AWP and your deagle and you feel like a retard and even the computer says "HUMILIATION."

2. When you go on a blind date across the Internet and then meet some girl online and decide to meet at a bar. When you go there you find out that its your mom.

3. When you date a transexual schmang and you find out she has a bigger wang then you.

See synonyms PWNED

1. Wayne HEADSHOT W/ KNIFE on Computer Nerd. HUMILIATION.

2. Nerd 1: Yo sup hot mama lets meet at McDonald's.
Nerd 1's Mom: Okay
After they meet...
Nerd 1: WTF MOM!!!
Wayne: AHAHAHA HUMILIATION!!

3. Guy w/ Inchworm: Sup let's go to my place?
Girl w/ Anaconda: Aight.
Guy w/ Inchworm: Holy fux dude your wang is so big u must have back spasms.
Peter Griffin: HUMILIATION

by Wayne January 1, 2006

Infestoid

A Saliva dripping moist-toid who get lubricated by the Lake Demon.

The Infestoid is very easily molested, especially by Hopps.

OH DEAR GOD IT's THE INFESTOID!!!!!

by Wayne May 1, 2004

Brellpoop

The act of anal sex with a woman whilst she smokes a pipe and holds an umbrella over her steed.

I would love to brellpoop her!
let me brellpoop you.

by wayne February 8, 2004

bati

jamaican word for "fag"

I'za hittin dis blunt when dis young bati mon walk by with his legs crossed and a pain in his bottom

by wayne May 13, 2005

decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

by wayne November 28, 2003