Wayne's definitions

pritch

small in size, skinny

Look at that pritch, she/he can't even hold her/his pants up with those hips.

by wayne September 1, 2003

izzle

Wannabe gangstas who are whiter than me flap their arms around while changing the end of every other word so it ends in izzle.. Sheer fucking genius really.

You da bomb fo shizzle..

by Wayne February 11, 2005

ticklee

One who derives pleasure from being held down or placed in bondage and mercilessly tickle-tortured.

The ticklee screamed so loud, I thought the roof would collapse.

by Wayne December 22, 2004

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Rendell

A person that only has a personality when they are wearing a hat, especially a beanie.

Ow, my beautiful face

by Wayne July 19, 2006

autocad

A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.

I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"

by Wayne January 27, 2004