Wasser Tizfiddle's definitions

shitsty

Any uninhabitable place--like a pigsty, but rather than accomidating for pigs, it is accomidating for shit.

Selon: "Well, let's clean up this shitsty."
Accord: "Go fuck yourself. I'm not cleaning up jack squat."
Skelk: "I hate it when we fight."

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

collect

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.

The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

shotnotbitch

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.

Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 3, 2004

pathotic

So pathetic it's ridonkulus.

Alpha: "Did you see that shithead Zveex? He was pouring bubble solution on Mahkus."
Beta: "Man, that Zveex is pathotic."

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

Manfredjinsinjin

A made-up name. See A Fish Called Wanda.

Otto: "Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-Red-27 technique."
Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are 'debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.'"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004