Wasser Tizfiddle's definitions

cock circus

Any overarching demonstration of masculinity--usually meant insultingly.

Ted: "Hey, Bobbi!"
Perry: "Hey, Bobbi!"
Fagin: "Hey, Bobbi!"
Bobbi: "What is this, a cock circus?"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

Noice!

An exclamation, for when it seems that one has the world on a string.

Groucho: Hey, here come some twenty-year old blonde co-stars!
Chico: Noice!
Harpo:

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 25, 2004

calm down

What Park must always do.

Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"

by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005

slemp

A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.

Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004

Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.

Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004

shotnotbitch

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.

Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 3, 2004

Recognized

When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count.

Ikil: Shotgun!
Tybm: Recognized!

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004