Recognized

When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count.
Ikil: Shotgun!
Tybm: Recognized!
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 04, 2004
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shotnotbitch

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.
Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 03, 2004
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collect

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004
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slemp

A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.
Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004
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chunks

An insult used in the place of a name. See charko.
Marxel: I'm thinking of purchasing this hat.
Red: That's a stupid fucking idea, chunks.
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004
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calm down

What Park must always do.
Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"
by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005
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pathotic

Alpha: "Did you see that shithead Zveex? He was pouring bubble solution on Mahkus."
Beta: "Man, that Zveex is pathotic."
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004
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