Wasabimoto's definitions

Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010

Doug

Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.

Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse

by Wasabimoto December 14, 2010

Rhyperior

1. Something so ugly and or fat, all you can say is "Whaaaat the fuuuck...?"

2. The name of an ugly-ass pokemon, which is the evolution of Rhydon.

1. I was dumbfounded at how Rhyperior that bitch at the party was.

2. Rhyperior is a fucking ugly pokemon.

by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010

Post count

On internet forums, post count is obviously the counter that tells a person how many posts they've made. Many users tend to be smug as fuck off their post count, and act shitty towards others with lower posts, even if the guy with the lower posts has been around longer. People with astronomically high post counts tend to think they're part of the staff.

Look at the post count of this obnoxious fuckface... He made 33,000 posts since registering 6 months ago. What a fatass loser.

by Wasabimoto September 27, 2010

Public restroom

Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:

-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.

-Grafitii

-Skeet on toilets or other places.

In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:

-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.

-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.

-PISS EVERYWHERE

-SHIT EVERYWHERE

-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.

-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.

1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.

2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.

by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010

Society

Well, for America, it's just full of fucking zombies who are very fashionable and trendy. And they cream over everything that the media shits out and deems awesome, as in superstars, websites, tv shows, "musicians". They blindly recognize Justin Beiber, Adam Lambert, the sissy fag that sings "You're beautiful, it's true." as good music, and worse, art.

Zombies of society go haywire for glittery, glamourous American Idol, for any winners to be forgotten within the next two years. Same could be said for any star in these times.

In today's society, seemingly random people can be famous. Like Snooki and Paris Hilton. They're famous for being... Rich bitches, with no significant works or talent. The phrase "bliss is ignorance" applies to America's society quite well. Hell, kick it up a few notches. "Ignorance is encouraged"

Gee, today's society is really shitacular. Good luck, mankind, on trying to elevate to a higher concsience.

by Wasabimoto November 21, 2010

Party games

Games that are played during a party or any kind of gathering that usually involves daring others into doing something embarrassing or sexual. Game variants include:

Truth or Dare: You all know this one.

Chance Draw: Jot down dozens of dares on a sheet of paper and cut them up separately and throw them into a hat or bowl. Each person takes turns picking out a random dare and they must adhere to that dare.
*If your friends are lame, they will not perform any sexual or risque dares.
** If your friends are extra lame, they will not perform any sexual dares, even though they're the ones that created the dares to be thrown in the hat.
***If your friends are normal, they will not perform a gay dare, such as kissing your best male friend. However, since males are hypocritical when it comes to sexuality, we'd love to see some girl-on-girl action.

Strip Poker: Good ol' Poker, except the person(s) with the lesser hand must remove a piece of clothing.
*Almost always when a female comes to a point where she must remove clothing, she's going to remove something that won't even matter, such as an earring or a sock. Make sure to apply rules regarding small, insignificant items.

All in all, when it comes to playing these, or any other party games that include daring and risque acts, make sure to play with open minded and out-going females. Bring booze to liven things up more.

Dude, call some of those bitches up and see if they can come to the party and play some party games.

by Wasabimoto May 5, 2010