Wasabimoto's definitions

Public restroom

Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:

-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.

-Grafitii

-Skeet on toilets or other places.

In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:

-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.

-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.

-PISS EVERYWHERE

-SHIT EVERYWHERE

-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.

-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.

1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.

2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.

by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010

contradiction

Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.

Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

WWE

Some fake-ass wrestling that has gotten worse over time. They have no good storylines going on and wrestlers are starting to do stupid things. One male wrestler likes to wear dresses. One wrestler over exaggerates when he gets punched in the face. I paused one part where Ric Flair sopposedly stomped on a guy's head, and his foot never touched the guy's head.

Hey do you know that one wrestler in the WWE who always bends so damn far back everytime he gets punched?
I forgot his name....not worth remembering.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

hate

A feeling you get when you see or hear something you dislike so much, you wanna kickbox the shit out of it. Usually, when you hate something, you want to punch, kick or hit it with a blunt object, such as an aluminum baseball bat. It feels great when you release your hatred, whether by destroying things, such as a wall or hotel room, or by fighting.

I HATE that asswipe so much, everytime he comes around, I feel like doing a roundhouse kick to his face.

by Wasabimoto June 15, 2007

G4TV

What used to be a channel dedicated to video games and the latest technology. Now, it is filled with crap you can just watch on FOX. Cops and Lost are now shown on the channel. This channel also likes to play Ninja Warrior for at least 16 hours straight. Channel became real boring after all of those pointless shows.

G4TV used to be pretty cool, but now all I see are Fox programs.

by Wasabimoto February 20, 2009

ass fumes

When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.

Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...

by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008

jimmy neutron

Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.

It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007