bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

Love Poetion #9

An elixer of poetry

He swooned under the influence of Love Poetion #9

by Wally Keeler February 09, 2009

banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

poetburo

A committee of poets who decide who gets published.

I sent my poems to the poetburo of the Imagine Nation for consideration for publication

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

Poetriarch

The leader of a rhyme family or gemre

Shakespeare was the poetriarch of the Elizabethan rhyme family

by Wally Keeler March 07, 2009

apoetasy

A poet who writes blasphemous poetry

That poet has committed apoetasy against religion.

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

poetry-stricken

a person poor in pocket but rich in poetic imagination

He did not notice his poverty because he was poetry-stricken

by Wally Keeler February 09, 2009