bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009
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banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland
If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners
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Love Poetion #9

He swooned under the influence of Love Poetion #9
by Wally Keeler February 09, 2009
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poetent

The characteristic of a poet or poem that is especially rich, fertile and powerful.
Fern Hill is a very poetent poem.
Shakespeare is the most poetent bard in English
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poetburo

A committee of poets who decide who gets published.
I sent my poems to the poetburo of the Imagine Nation for consideration for publication
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Poetriarch

Shakespeare was the poetriarch of the Elizabethan rhyme family
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apoetasy

A poet who writes blasphemous poetry
That poet has committed apoetasy against religion.
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