WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Fuck sake

“Oh for fuck sake” is probably the first things one shouts out whenever times are tough and he/she just can’t handle it.

Person 1: OMG!! That stupid bastard has just reversed into your new Jaguar. Person 2: Oh for fuck sake!!

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

That’s life

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Chav

An informal and non politically correct name for A British feral youth.

Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.

Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Hard Man

A true hard man is someone who his both physically and mentally strong, but more importantly someone who stands up and takes responsibility, dealing with any challenging situation life throws at him and never giving up.

My dad was a hard man in his younger years, He knew what lines not to cross and whenever the shit hit the fan he would just accept the situation and get on with it. I wish I was capable of that.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018