WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Fired

To be permanently suspended from a place of work.

Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Ghosting

To arrange to meet up with someone you supposedly fancy, then suddenly get cold feet and fuck off into the sunset, never to been seen or heard from again.

Something a decent human being should never do.

Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.

Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.

Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.

Sibling: NOW!!!

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Chuff

UK Informal name for a person's/animal's anus.

Phil is religious and hates homosexuals, he beat the ever-living shit out of his own son when he found out that he takes it up the chuff.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Hard Man

A true hard man is someone who his both physically and mentally strong, but more importantly someone who stands up and takes responsibility, dealing with any challenging situation life throws at him and never giving up.

My dad was a hard man in his younger years, He knew what lines not to cross and whenever the shit hit the fan he would just accept the situation and get on with it. I wish I was capable of that.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Bitches

Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.

These are my bitches and they rock my world.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Foot Down

To drive a car faster by pressing down more on the accelerator.

Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018