WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Foot fetish

To be sexually attracted to people’s feet. The foot fetish is probably the most common of all the fetishes.

Hotel manager: I had to fire John the porter today. I caught him going into guest’s rooms at night to sniff their feet.

Hotel Janitor: That’s fucking vile, I always knew that guy had a foot fetish. I’m so glad you fired him Mr Shipley.

Hotel manager: Me too, and I will report him to the police. Now in the meantime let’s all get to work, we’ve got a big day.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Posh

A slang term for someone/something that is elegant, upper class and better than the norm.

A dapper gentleman was sitting outside an expensive West London bar, sipping white wine and gazing at his gleaming posh car, an Aston Martin DB5 from 1963.

Posh parents can afford to send their perfect kids to posh school. Us working class parents just have to make do.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Foot Down

To drive a car faster by pressing down more on the accelerator.

Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Bitches

Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.

These are my bitches and they rock my world.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Hard Man

A true hard man is someone who his both physically and mentally strong, but more importantly someone who stands up and takes responsibility, dealing with any challenging situation life throws at him and never giving up.

My dad was a hard man in his younger years, He knew what lines not to cross and whenever the shit hit the fan he would just accept the situation and get on with it. I wish I was capable of that.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018