WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Banned

When someone is forbidden, usually as a punishment.

Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

That’s life

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Fuck sake

“Oh for fuck sake” is probably the first things one shouts out whenever times are tough and he/she just can’t handle it.

Person 1: OMG!! That stupid bastard has just reversed into your new Jaguar. Person 2: Oh for fuck sake!!

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Chuff

UK Informal name for a person's/animal's anus.

Phil is religious and hates homosexuals, he beat the ever-living shit out of his own son when he found out that he takes it up the chuff.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Posh

A slang term for someone/something that is elegant, upper class and better than the norm.

A dapper gentleman was sitting outside an expensive West London bar, sipping white wine and gazing at his gleaming posh car, an Aston Martin DB5 from 1963.

Posh parents can afford to send their perfect kids to posh school. Us working class parents just have to make do.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Taffy

An informal name for a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018