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That’s life

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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Cold Feet

To become very nervous causing you to lose the confidence and ability to do or say something.
1. Danny got cold feet at the wedding and couldn't say his vowels. The wedding then had to be cut short and both bride and her family never spoke to him again.

2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018
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Bitches

Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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Foot Down

To drive a car faster by pressing down more on the accelerator.
Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
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Taffy

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
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Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.
Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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Bespoke

The word Bespoke came from the 1600's and meant something had "Been spoken for."

The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.
I went to Honk Kong to buy a beautiful bespoke tailor made suit. Even with the travel and hotel costs, it was still a fraction of the cost of what it would be to have one made by a tailor on Savile Row.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 26, 2018
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