WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Fuck sake

“Oh for fuck sake” is probably the first things one shouts out whenever times are tough and he/she just can’t handle it.

Person 1: OMG!! That stupid bastard has just reversed into your new Jaguar. Person 2: Oh for fuck sake!!

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

That’s life

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Foot Down

To drive a car faster by pressing down more on the accelerator.

Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Bitches

Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.

These are my bitches and they rock my world.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Fired

To be permanently suspended from a place of work.

Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Taffy

An informal name for a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018