WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Foot fetish

To be sexually attracted to people’s feet. The foot fetish is probably the most common of all the fetishes.

Hotel manager: I had to fire John the porter today. I caught him going into guest’s rooms at night to sniff their feet.

Hotel Janitor: That’s fucking vile, I always knew that guy had a foot fetish. I’m so glad you fired him Mr Shipley.

Hotel manager: Me too, and I will report him to the police. Now in the meantime let’s all get to work, we’ve got a big day.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Posh

A slang term for someone/something that is elegant, upper class and better than the norm.

A dapper gentleman was sitting outside an expensive West London bar, sipping white wine and gazing at his gleaming posh car, an Aston Martin DB5 from 1963.

Posh parents can afford to send their perfect kids to posh school. Us working class parents just have to make do.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Fired

To be permanently suspended from a place of work.

Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Chuff

UK Informal name for a person's/animal's anus.

Phil is religious and hates homosexuals, he beat the ever-living shit out of his own son when he found out that he takes it up the chuff.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Chav

An informal and non politically correct name for A British feral youth.

Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.

Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018

Banned

When someone is forbidden, usually as a punishment.

Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018