WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

That’s life

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Hells Angel

The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.

Our Grandfather, Jeff was a Hells Angel. We loved him but we feared him too.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Fired

To be permanently suspended from a place of work.

Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Taffy

An informal name for a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Mercedes

A large powerful and luxurious car that people sometimes drive to try and show their higher importance on the road.

When waiting at red lights a bald guy in a suit pulled up next to me in his shiny black Mercedes S Class. He looked at me thinking he was the shit and I just sarcastically nodded. Lights go green and he floored it, hoping I would drag race him, What a moron.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Banned

When someone is forbidden, usually as a punishment.

Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Dapper

A word that describes someone who looks smart, stylish and/or classy.

1. My dad always looks very dapper in a sharp 3 piece suit when he goes to work, he even makes his boss look poor.

2. Wow Tony, your looking very dapper tonight. Have you got a date?

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018