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1. Danny got cold feet at the wedding and couldn't say his vowels. The wedding then had to be cut short and both bride and her family never spoke to him again.
2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018
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Something a decent human being should never do.
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Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.
Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.
Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.
Sibling: NOW!!!
Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.
Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.
Sibling: NOW!!!
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