WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Dapper

A word that describes someone who looks smart, stylish and/or classy.

1. My dad always looks very dapper in a sharp 3 piece suit when he goes to work, he even makes his boss look poor.

2. Wow Tony, your looking very dapper tonight. Have you got a date?

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Fired

To be permanently suspended from a place of work.

Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Taffy

An informal name for a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Mercedes

A large powerful and luxurious car that people sometimes drive to try and show their higher importance on the road.

When waiting at red lights a bald guy in a suit pulled up next to me in his shiny black Mercedes S Class. He looked at me thinking he was the shit and I just sarcastically nodded. Lights go green and he floored it, hoping I would drag race him, What a moron.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Foot fetish

To be sexually attracted to people’s feet. The foot fetish is probably the most common of all the fetishes.

Hotel manager: I had to fire John the porter today. I caught him going into guest’s rooms at night to sniff their feet.

Hotel Janitor: That’s fucking vile, I always knew that guy had a foot fetish. I’m so glad you fired him Mr Shipley.

Hotel manager: Me too, and I will report him to the police. Now in the meantime let’s all get to work, we’ve got a big day.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Cold Feet

To become very nervous causing you to lose the confidence and ability to do or say something.

1. Danny got cold feet at the wedding and couldn't say his vowels. The wedding then had to be cut short and both bride and her family never spoke to him again.

2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Banned

When someone is forbidden, usually as a punishment.

Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018