WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Mercedes

A large powerful and luxurious car that people sometimes drive to try and show their higher importance on the road.

When waiting at red lights a bald guy in a suit pulled up next to me in his shiny black Mercedes S Class. He looked at me thinking he was the shit and I just sarcastically nodded. Lights go green and he floored it, hoping I would drag race him, What a moron.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Foot Down

To drive a car faster by pressing down more on the accelerator.

Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Taffy

An informal name for a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Hard Man

A true hard man is someone who his both physically and mentally strong, but more importantly someone who stands up and takes responsibility, dealing with any challenging situation life throws at him and never giving up.

My dad was a hard man in his younger years, He knew what lines not to cross and whenever the shit hit the fan he would just accept the situation and get on with it. I wish I was capable of that.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.

Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Fart

To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.

Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”

Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.

Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.

Person 2: “Sorry”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Hells Angel

The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.

Our Grandfather, Jeff was a Hells Angel. We loved him but we feared him too.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018