2 definitions by Vladimir Illich

Verb. To make an unauthorized exit; leaving without permission. May especially apply to leaving work before the end of the day. Also applicable to family events or unpleasant but mandatory parties or appearances.
Joe is not here; he sported early;
or
This party sucks. Let's sport on out of here.
by Vladimir Illich June 17, 2004
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1. (Pron.) A person, usually male, that is a sucker, dull-witted, or unsuspecting victim.

2. (Pron.) A working class person or redneck. Especially refers to blue collar caucasian males who fervently believe pro-war propaganda. Evidenced by flag, "support our troops" or "w" stickers on a pickup truck or suv.
1. Even with gas at $3.00 that guankney just bought an SUV.

2. That guankney insists that iraq still has hidden nukular weapons.
by Vladimir Illich September 5, 2005
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