Vlad's definitions

aije

A girl who is the only one to send some poor lad pics of her boobs.

"She actually flashed you?"
"Yeah."
"She's an Aije, isn't she?"
"Yep. =/"


"I haven't seen any nookie in a long time..."
"You should go look for an Aije, man."

by Vlad March 27, 2004

Red Soldier

Can also be used as a euphimism for a discolored penis.

"My Red Soldier is ready to shoot..."

by Vlad April 12, 2005

flumpy

the act of oral sex perform on a human while taking a shit

The ho sucked my cocker while I was dropping a deuce.

by Vlad July 24, 2003

Manganese

when a midget climbs completely into the vagine of their lover

My friend midge pulled a manganese

by Vlad October 13, 2004

Lugs

A self-loathing manwhore who shares his name with another commonly known tool (nut). You can identify a Lugs by his abnormally huge peck-tits, yet abnormally small pecker.

Hey guys, look at that a dirty old suka... no wait, it's just Lugs.

by Vlad August 1, 2003

foot sex

to penetrate vaginal opening with toes or complete foot depeneding on elasticity of the vaginal walls

Do you enjoy endless nights of foot sex

by Vlad November 6, 2004

recruitnicks (revision)

Those little faggots that follow you around making life miserable trying to get you to join the military. Also applies to their stupid stuck up shallow materialistic girlfriends.

Some recruitnicks showed up at my party so Lee and Carlos decided to kick their asses.

by Vlad August 30, 2003