VitoVane's definitions

The Dirty Waffle

The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.

Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.

by VitoVane November 24, 2017

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Fag Bashing

The hobby/act of seeking out homosexuals to physically assault.

James is gonna go to the state pen for awhile. He got popped by the cops for fag bashing.

by VitoVane December 2, 2017

Get out the bowl

1. A phrase used to tell someone to evacuate a place or an opinion.

2. A phrase used to express surprise or astonishment.

1. A: I told you once don't make me tell you twice, get out the bowl!

1. B: man, I don't agree with that opinion whatsoever, get out the bowl..

2. She's been with that many dudes?? Get out the bowl.

by VitoVane November 15, 2017

DiCaprioed

The action of being sexually assaulted by a wild animal. This is in reference to the event that took place between Leonardo DiCaprio and a bear on the film set of 'The Revenant'

1. John's been in the hospital for the last few weeks because he got DiCaprioed by a wild animal when he was out in the woods.

2. I knew I had to call animal control when I walked in on a bear DiCaproing some poor innocent victim.

3. You need to stop mean mugging that Tiger, He might just hop out of the cage and DiCaprio you in front of the whole entire zoo.

by VitoVane November 19, 2017

Country Coke

This is used as a slang term for crystal meth because of its affordability and popularity within rural communities.

I don't have enough money for cola but I do have enough for some country coke. You know where to cop any?

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.

last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon

by VitoVane September 23, 2019