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The way that he said he feels about me.

The way that he doesn't feel about anyone else but me.
Him: "I like you"

Me: "What about her?"

Him: "Fuck that shit! I don't want that shit! I just want you" as he points at me.

Me: Beaming on the inside. Feeling so happy that he said that to me in front of everybody because I want to marry him too. I didn't say it but I still feel special to him.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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hoe

1) any person who has more than one sex partner in their entire lifetime
2) any person who more than one sex partner has seen them naked for their entire lifetime
3) any person who got naked for strangers in a public, semi-public, or private place such as a hotel room
this includes strippers, paid prostitutes, people who can't shut it the fuck up, and people who have casual sex with random people (even people they knew for a year) without being married first
4) anyone who put my name in their mouth and we both know that we are not together
5) anyone who doesn't talk about me after I told them not to talk about me and to keep my name out their mouth like my obedient little hoe
6) desperate, thirsty people who would do ANYTHING to be with the person or people who hate their guts and who hate their family and their relatives too

keep my name up out your mouth
"my best friend is hoe, he had sex with three girls in one night all at the same time, his penis must be tired, they'd better get tested for STD's and get on the antibiotics"
by Vita Smart November 11, 2022
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doing you to your face

a form of mirroring that helps you see yourself from a different perspective, that is what you look like to other people, this is what you sound like to other people
"Celebrities get on a stage and then they start doing you to your face."
"Yeah, and they pay them to do that to their face."
"Does it suck or is it helpful?"
"I don't know."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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everything

something that Black men made up, gave it to white people, and white people worship it as their own god
"I already gave you everything."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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used tampon

a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon
Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"

Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."

Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."

Man 2: "So. I don't care."

Man 1: "You're disgusting."

Man 2: smiles
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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january

a catholic, ecclesiastical, civil pagan diety that they worship by naming one month out of every year, honoring it by putting it on their gregorian calendar.
"Poseidon loves january"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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used tampon

a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care
"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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