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ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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hoe

someone you can mistreat and they won't do anything to hurt you back, they may even join in on your fun that you have making sport of them

they are usually afraid of the person who is mistreating them and there may be laws in place to keep the person under the control of their abuser
"you can't make a hoe a housewife"
by Vita Smart November 11, 2022
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Like

The way that he said he feels about me.

The way that he doesn't feel about anyone else but me.
Him: "I like you"

Me: "What about her?"

Him: "Fuck that shit! I don't want that shit! I just want you" as he points at me.

Me: Beaming on the inside. Feeling so happy that he said that to me in front of everybody because I want to marry him too. I didn't say it but I still feel special to him.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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everything

something that Black men made up, gave it to white people, and white people worship it as their own god
"I already gave you everything."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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hoe

1) any person who has more than one sex partner in their entire lifetime
2) any person who more than one sex partner has seen them naked for their entire lifetime
3) any person who got naked for strangers in a public, semi-public, or private place such as a hotel room
this includes strippers, paid prostitutes, people who can't shut it the fuck up, and people who have casual sex with random people (even people they knew for a year) without being married first
4) anyone who put my name in their mouth and we both know that we are not together
5) anyone who doesn't talk about me after I told them not to talk about me and to keep my name out their mouth like my obedient little hoe
6) desperate, thirsty people who would do ANYTHING to be with the person or people who hate their guts and who hate their family and their relatives too

keep my name up out your mouth
"my best friend is hoe, he had sex with three girls in one night all at the same time, his penis must be tired, they'd better get tested for STD's and get on the antibiotics"
by Vita Smart November 11, 2022
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