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doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Rebekah

A woman from the Bible who was married to Isaac and she only "knew" one man with whom she produced fraternal twins (Jacob later called Israel and Esau later called the white man)

A virgin (never married) and untouched (never had sex) until after she was married to Isaac.

Rebekah never allowed her husband to have a second wife after her, no concubines, she is always the first wife, and the only wife.
Rebekah did not give Isaac any other woman to wife.
by Vita Smart April 14, 2023
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used tampon

ew
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis
"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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