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white boy

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally
"The white boy bangs his head on the concrete until he fractures his scull and puts himself in a coma. No one could stop him, he's unreasonable. There's no talking to him."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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grown ass man

he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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Becky

A Black woman or a Black girl who loves Black men and she hates white men. She hates white women and white girls, too. She never hated Black men.
"There's different kinds of becky. Some becky talk like a white girl and other becky talk like a black woman. Some becky live in the hood and other becky is suburban. Some becky hard working and other becky lazy af. It's all becky to me."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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doing you to your face

people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already
"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal
"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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used tampon

a man of ill-repute
"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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