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spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN
JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY
LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY
LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the ida slapter mug.any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, their mother or her family, or their national origin, whose father is descended from edom, the son of Isaac from Genesis 25:19 - 34
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, or their national origin, whose father is called white according to federal designations on united states forms that request race identification
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, mother, or national origin, whose father calls himself white, european, slavic, or by european country names such as welsh or swedish
the edomite people are the enemies of the Israelite people who they sold into slavery on auction blocks in marketplaces, considered products complete with barcodes and labels, described in newspapers like products, and given as gifts to edomites and their descendents to serve and work, without pay, in their houses, in their fields, and at their places of business
also called, also known as, aliases include spittle, nothing, devils, demons, vampire, energy vampire, red dragon, zebra, dead, fornicator, profane, disrespectful, redneck, po white trash, trailer trash, sluts, cave dwellers, hick, cracker, poor white trash, cave dweller, hicks, troglodyte, crackers, peckerwood, skinless, kkklansmen, white supremacists, racist, oppressors, master, masa, proud, and more.
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, their mother or her family, or their national origin, whose father is descended from edom, the son of Isaac from Genesis 25:19 - 34
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, or their national origin, whose father is called white according to federal designations on united states forms that request race identification
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, mother, or national origin, whose father calls himself white, european, slavic, or by european country names such as welsh or swedish
the edomite people are the enemies of the Israelite people who they sold into slavery on auction blocks in marketplaces, considered products complete with barcodes and labels, described in newspapers like products, and given as gifts to edomites and their descendents to serve and work, without pay, in their houses, in their fields, and at their places of business
also called, also known as, aliases include spittle, nothing, devils, demons, vampire, energy vampire, red dragon, zebra, dead, fornicator, profane, disrespectful, redneck, po white trash, trailer trash, sluts, cave dwellers, hick, cracker, poor white trash, cave dweller, hicks, troglodyte, crackers, peckerwood, skinless, kkklansmen, white supremacists, racist, oppressors, master, masa, proud, and more.
white people: "Look mom I'm an edomite, see, it's in the Bible."
white moms: "That's nice, honey. Excuse me. I have to get back to my bourbon and soap operas."
white moms: "That's nice, honey. Excuse me. I have to get back to my bourbon and soap operas."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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