the heart of one person who tried to love someone but it didn't work out and they never became a forever family together - the used heart comes with used genitals and there might even be a divorce or children included
"I couldn't deal with his used heart. I won't play second fiddle to anyone. I don't even care. To live doesn't make me alive."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
he got his own everything, he needs nothing from everyone, and if you try to help him he will reject you cuz you ain't got yo mind right yet
"I met a grown man yesterday, he wants to capture me safely and study me in his home. I said yes. The wedding was yesterday. Yeah, he moves quickly because he got all his shit together."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022