Viscount Druitt's definitions

Lemmon 417

The holy grail of quaaludes. Endorsed by Jordan Belfort(Leonardo DiCaprio) andDonny Azoff,(Jonah Hill) from the Wolf of Wall Street.

Jordan Belfort: The closest pay hone I could get to was at the Brookfield Country Club. It was a real WASP stronghold. It was a mile down from my house.

After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.

C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.

by Viscount Druitt September 4, 2023

Better Call Saul

What you do when you break bad. A spin off from Breaking Bad.

Walter White: I better call Saul while Breaking Bad in the middle.

by Viscount Druitt September 3, 2022

Love up time

A euphemism for sex.

Karen: Oh Ricky, It's love up time! It's time to love up with Angela and I!

by Viscount Druitt January 4, 2023

Wes Anderson

A film director who makes you feel like you woke up in a Hallmark greeting card after eating a hash brownie.

My favourite Wes Anderson film is the Royal Tenenbaums with Gene Hackman, Angelica Houston, Gweneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Bill Murray as Raliegh St. Clair.

by Viscount Druitt April 21, 2023

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2

1. Gary Glitter's Magnum Opus.
2. The morale boosting theme for sports; NFL, NHL, NBA, PGA, etc....

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 is plays during NFL football games and in the 1996 movie Happy Gilmore.

by Viscount Druitt February 17, 2023

Fuck Free Zone

A place in the office where sex with hookers are off limits. The origin is from the Wolf of Wall Street, Staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, directed by Martin Scorceses.

During the hours between 9 and 6 Straton-Oakmont was a Fuck free Zone.

-Jordan Belfort

by Viscount Druitt January 9, 2023

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021