Viscount Druitt's definitions

Leo Kakinoki

A Jewish nerd from the ADV anime series, Ghost Stories. Voice by Greg Aryes.

Momoko Koigakubo: Have you accepted Jesus are you personal lord and saviour?

Leo Kakinoki: No, I'm Jewish.

by Viscount Druitt May 1, 2024

Whorediot

See Cheryl Tunt or Carol Tunt from Archer

Malory Archer: You're dressed like a whore and an idiot, which makes you a whorediot.

by Viscount Druitt September 6, 2021

Ripoff Madoff

A well fitting, deserved, and appropriate nickname for the world's biggest con artist Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled $65 billion and got 150 years in Federal prison in Butner North Carolina doing so.

What Bernie Madoff is to the early 21st Century is what Charles Ponzi is to 1920. So Bernie Madoff deserves the nickname, Ripoff Madoff.

by Viscount Druitt December 10, 2019

Fuck Free Zone

A place in the office where sex with hookers are off limits. The origin is from the Wolf of Wall Street, Staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, directed by Martin Scorceses.

During the hours between 9 and 6 Straton-Oakmont was a Fuck free Zone.

-Jordan Belfort

by Viscount Druitt January 9, 2023

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2

1. Gary Glitter's Magnum Opus.
2. The morale boosting theme for sports; NFL, NHL, NBA, PGA, etc....

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 is plays during NFL football games and in the 1996 movie Happy Gilmore.

by Viscount Druitt February 17, 2023

Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022