Viscount Druitt's definitions

Ripoff Madoff

A well fitting, deserved, and appropriate nickname for the world's biggest con artist Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled $65 billion and got 150 years in Federal prison in Butner North Carolina doing so.

What Bernie Madoff is to the early 21st Century is what Charles Ponzi is to 1920. So Bernie Madoff deserves the nickname, Ripoff Madoff.

by Viscount Druitt December 10, 2019

Rin Itoshi

Eren Jaeger and Mikasa Ackerman's love child from Attack on Titan and Blue Lock.

Go to google.com, click on images, and type in Rin Ackerman Jaeger, Eremika son, or Eremika lovechild. You'll see images of Rin Itoshi.

by Viscount Druitt March 29, 2025

Tankery

Sensha-do. The Martial arts sport involving tanks and the mainstay of Girls Und Panzer.

Reluctantly Miho Nishzumi got involved in tankery.

by Viscount Druitt July 23, 2023

Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022

Idiot Mongolism

The formal term for Down's Syndrome, aka Trisomy 21.

Before the age of Political Correctness when John Langdon Down's was a physician, Down's Syndrome, the genetic condition that he was named after was called Idiot Mongolism.

by Viscount Druitt November 5, 2021

Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.

Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021