Katusha from Girls Und Panzer.
by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023

A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.
This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.
by Viscount Druitt February 09, 2020

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Springles is Canon.
by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022

Borat: He explained to me that whilst I was in gulag US and A was ruined by evil man, who stood against all-American values. His name, Barrack Obama. This lead to other Africans become political leaders. Then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough guy leaders across the world; Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro, and Kenneth West.
by Viscount Druitt June 14, 2022

by Viscount Druitt September 03, 2022

Before the age of Political Correctness when John Langdon Down's was a physician, Down's Syndrome, the genetic condition that he was named after was called Idiot Mongolism.
by Viscount Druitt November 05, 2021
