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My, Sarah Silverman has some fine sapersteins !
by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017
Get the sapersteins mug.1. Paula Cole tune from the late 1990's; not so surprisingly, a big hit with feminists and frustrated single women everywhere. Go figure.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.
'I go do the laundry, while you go have a beer'. Yippy I, Yippy A !
Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.
Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.
by Virgin Suicides July 14, 2017
Get the where have all the cowboys gone ? mug.1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.
2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017
Get the kansas driver mug.blacks + jews = blues. As in music. As in Jewish guys, at least since the late 60's / early 70's wearing their hair like Jimi Hendrix or Don King.
Man, did you see VH-1's 'I Love The '80's' 1981 episode ? There was Larry David (of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm) on 'Fridays' sporting the wildest jewfro this side of Larry from the Three Stooges !
by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017
Get the jewfro mug.most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).
Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...
by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017
Get the the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today mug.what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
by Virgin Suicides May 11, 2017
Get the man boobs mug.a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.
by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017
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