magic

My other answer to everything.

Peson: How... did you get up there?
Me: Magic
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Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Me: Magic
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Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: Magic.
Teacher:...
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

Ani DiFranco

The best thing in the world. Fuck sliced bread.

Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.

Ani DiFranco sings my lullabies.

I LOVE YOU ANI!

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

California

THOSE SHITBAGS ARE TRYING TO STEAL WISCONSIN'S TITLE.

Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.

Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.

Bite me.

Those damn cow commercials are just propaganda in the war of the dairyland title.

Fuck California.

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

wigglacious

That little symbol people often have at the end of a sentance when they miss the number one.

~

Chatter: OMG~
Chatter: *OMG! That damn wigglacious thing is so annoying~

by Violetownz January 17, 2008

hell

The uncomfortable firey place you find yourself in after the uncomfortably wicker place.

Person: What the fuck is with this fucking basket?
Other Person: It's saying stuff like that that got you here.
Person: Fuck you, what do you know?
Other Person:...
Another Person: Omigoz!! The basket is on fire!!!11!!!1

Hell...

by Violetownz December 29, 2007

random

The most unoriginal thing ever.

Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random

Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.

I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.

by Violetownz January 18, 2008