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dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.
noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.
by Vinny April 27, 2004
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keira knightley

gorgeous, hot, good-looking, when describing a girl
She's so keira knightley I really want to ask her out!
by vinny April 7, 2005
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myspace

online website for making 'friends', and over 70% people up there will have the following things in their profiles:

1. has 'tila tequila' as their friend
2. the music they like include: my chemical romance, the used, green day, killers, or kottonmouth kings
3. they all hate drama and fake people
4. have a music video playing on their page
5. your computer is more likely to freeze when log on people's pages if you have an older model due to the over-decoration.
6. we will see this "This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor" somewhere in their profile


that's all I can think of right now
70% of myspace people have some taste of music.......
by vinny May 26, 2005
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Adam Corolla

co-host of the radio show loveline. Extremely funny, loves making fun of the callers, just a great comedic genius. pet peeves including junior college, Riverside, Van Nuys, Bakersfield, ranchero music....
"that's right, engineer Chris, still living with his mom. it's 10 minutes till the top of the hour, weather and traffic coming up. I'm beggin you, please drive through the red arrow!
by vinny April 16, 2005
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aquaholic

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.
We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.
by Vinny March 1, 2005
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orsm

vinny is orsm
by vinny May 3, 2004
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Crurophilia

My nasty case of crurophilia is telling me your legs is lookin good, girl!
by Vinny August 20, 2003
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