Vinny's definitions

dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

by Vinny April 27, 2004

philmo

A business owner who does not take a day off.

He can't go today he's at work, he's such a philmo.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

Crurophilia

Leg fetish

My nasty case of crurophilia is telling me your legs is lookin good, girl!

by Vinny August 20, 2003

orsm

the act of one being awesome

vinny is orsm

by vinny May 3, 2004

aquaholic

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.

We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

wooders

sumthing u call someone when they act gumby or stupid.

"youre such a wooders!"

by vinny March 27, 2004

jiker

Jiker-a hitch hiking biker

i saw a jiker walking down the road so i picked him up , his chopper must have broken

by Vinny May 13, 2005