Vinny's definitions

aquaholic

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.

We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

keira knightley

gorgeous, hot, good-looking, when describing a girl

She's so keira knightley I really want to ask her out!

by vinny April 7, 2005

dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

by Vinny April 27, 2004

iron maiden

The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.

The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".

by vinny October 18, 2003

prontera

prontera is the new element for supreme homosexuality, symbol PT.

his birthstone must be prontera.

by vinny March 6, 2005

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 20, 2004

simple sing

generally simple minded singfai
pretty dumb.

simple sing's bouncy hair, failing to see a wrapper on his person

by vinny December 4, 2003