2 definitions by Villmar

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.
Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.
by Villmar September 26, 2022
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a fake cop who always shoots himself in the arse when aiming.
Capt.: Where's Jerry?
Cop 1: Sir he is on duty?
Capt: With his own glock?!
Cop 1: Yes sir I dont underestand the issue?
Cop: YOU RETARD JERRY WAS NEVER ADMITTED AS A COP AND IS A GLOCKTARD!!!
by Villmar March 1, 2021
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