1 definition by VictorIsTheBest
Victor is not only the perfect boy, but the perfect person. In fact, he manages to somehow outdo the definition. His only downfall may be spouts of absentmindedness in which common household objects, such as door keys or flip-flops, may be misplaced. Nonetheless, this is merely a quirk which makes him all the more charming and loveable.
You can always identify Victor by his dashing handsomeness, or his unwavering ability to put a smile on your face and a skip in your step. No matter how highly you think of him, he never ceases to impress you. He may at first appear confronting due to his unparalleled intelligence and wit, or knowledge of concepts - in science, for example - which are incredibly advanced. His intelligence also extends to a well-founded appreciation of adorable dogs, classical music, contemporary modern art, and fantasy & science fiction works.
Some find this intellect worthy of Ravenclaw, however, his heart belongs in Gryffindor. This is due to his ability to conquer fear (perhaps, for example, dangerously high and unstable rope ladders), his adventurous nature (making him a great travel partner), his fetching chivalry, and his loyalty towards friends and family. In fact, his friends often find themselves reflecting on how fortunate they are to know him.
Finally, Victor tends to create a rift upon his departure. Being so loved and cared for, he is always one to be sorely missed. He is the kind of person you wish you could spend the rest of your life with.
You can always identify Victor by his dashing handsomeness, or his unwavering ability to put a smile on your face and a skip in your step. No matter how highly you think of him, he never ceases to impress you. He may at first appear confronting due to his unparalleled intelligence and wit, or knowledge of concepts - in science, for example - which are incredibly advanced. His intelligence also extends to a well-founded appreciation of adorable dogs, classical music, contemporary modern art, and fantasy & science fiction works.
Some find this intellect worthy of Ravenclaw, however, his heart belongs in Gryffindor. This is due to his ability to conquer fear (perhaps, for example, dangerously high and unstable rope ladders), his adventurous nature (making him a great travel partner), his fetching chivalry, and his loyalty towards friends and family. In fact, his friends often find themselves reflecting on how fortunate they are to know him.
Finally, Victor tends to create a rift upon his departure. Being so loved and cared for, he is always one to be sorely missed. He is the kind of person you wish you could spend the rest of your life with.
Girls on the street: *faint simultaneously as Victor walks by*
Paramedic: "Excuse me, sir, what happened to these poor young ladies?"
Innocent bystander: "I'm sorry, I'm still in shock... a Victor glanced at them with his beautiful blue eyes and radiant smile, and they passed out..."
Future wife: “I’ve been victorious in finding the man of my dreams! He’s too perfect!”
Paramedic: "Excuse me, sir, what happened to these poor young ladies?"
Innocent bystander: "I'm sorry, I'm still in shock... a Victor glanced at them with his beautiful blue eyes and radiant smile, and they passed out..."
Future wife: “I’ve been victorious in finding the man of my dreams! He’s too perfect!”
by VictorIsTheBest July 8, 2018