Victor's definitions

bizitch

a comment spontaneously uttered when entering an establishment where there is a fine looking young woman. A bastardization of bitch, beeyatch, etc.
pl. bizitches
the hotter the chicks at a given establishment the longer the word is stretched out

biiiiizzzzzzithces!

by victor October 29, 2003

Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

badassed

Something that is badassed is something that's really cool. Similar in use to 'kick ass.'

My new sports car is badassed.

by Victor April 30, 2003

Canadian Log Jammer

When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.

Man my ass is sore....I knew i shouldn't of had a canadian log jammer.

by Victor April 29, 2004

pumuellin

Noun. 6'0 male who plays basketball, tells no lies, has a turtlehead, a wet j', loves halpin and is sweated by cheeseburger chutt.

Over there is a Pumuellin who is playing basketball, not swearing or lying and talking to halpin who is being sweated by cheeseburger chutt.

by Victor May 7, 2005

Switzerland

A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.

Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.

by victor August 10, 2004

iron cross

Dumbass, it wasn't used by the Nazis. It was first used by the Prussians during the Napoleonic Wars and today's Luftwaffe still uses it.

Fat Boy Kemp is a dumbass and Victor is a proud German who still has an Iron Cross in his pocket all the time.

by Victor April 24, 2004