Victor's definitions

jaun

n. a thing

yo, pass me dat jaun right there?
yeah the one wit da yellow jaun on the side.

by Victor April 11, 2003

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005

Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

badassed

Something that is badassed is something that's really cool. Similar in use to 'kick ass.'

My new sports car is badassed.

by Victor April 30, 2003

bizitch

a comment spontaneously uttered when entering an establishment where there is a fine looking young woman. A bastardization of bitch, beeyatch, etc.
pl. bizitches
the hotter the chicks at a given establishment the longer the word is stretched out

biiiiizzzzzzithces!

by victor October 29, 2003

gun control

What this nation needs the -least.- Guns are a way to keep ourselves protected from assholes who are out to kill us for no damn reason. And then, liberals are trying to apply gun control on this great country. We've got enough weapons being illegal to own, and then they're trying to even make it illegal for a law enforcement official to carry one.

Let's show those liberals some "gun control" by controlling a gun their way.

by victor September 1, 2003

nige

same meaning to steal

Let's go nige something today.

by Victor March 7, 2004