Victor's definitions

badassed

Something that is badassed is something that's really cool. Similar in use to 'kick ass.'

My new sports car is badassed.

by Victor April 30, 2003

Gentoo

A GNU/Linux distribution that isn't as easy to install as Red Hat-based distributions, but is very stable. You have to build it from source. It's worth it, though, as it builds into your system.

It takes three commands to install Gentoo.

# cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

That's the first one.

by Victor April 16, 2006

fish

A freshman (in high school or in a college/university)

Stupid fish, the lunchroom is over there.

by Victor December 30, 2004

swag

east london uk

crashed computer
arrested

by VICTOR April 8, 2004

bizitch

a comment spontaneously uttered when entering an establishment where there is a fine looking young woman. A bastardization of bitch, beeyatch, etc.
pl. bizitches
the hotter the chicks at a given establishment the longer the word is stretched out

biiiiizzzzzzithces!

by victor October 29, 2003

electrolarynx

A handheld microphone-like device used by those whose voiceboxes are either damaged or have been removed due to cancer of the larynx or other conditions. Usually, they stick the device up to their throats, and speak -- the vibrations are carried to the device, which turns those vibrations into an audible voice. It sounds very electronic when they speak, and sometimes they even scare the children...

James has an electrolarynx and he sounds like Darth Vader.

by victor June 11, 2006

who shot john

When you ask someone if they know
who did a certain thing, and they
give you answer that you know is
b.s. (bull shit)

Don't come in here with that who
shot john b.s.

by Victor November 29, 2004