3 definitions by VicShuttee
Occurring During Prom Season, (Also Applicable During Homecoming, But The Pun No-Longer Works.) It Describes These Soul-less Legions Of Classed-Up Bohemian Teenagers In Hummer-Limos And Dead-eyed Faces Merely Doing The Night's Activities In Hopes Of Scoring With A Girl Way Out His League. They Tend To Frequent Apple Stores (For The Cameras) And Hot Topic (Because The Anarchism Back-Packs Are On Sale).
God Dammit, I Wish Their Weren't So Many Prombies Lazing About, I Want To Get My Jones Soda On! Every Year It's Like This, Would You Look At The Cookie Stand, It's Dripping With Preppy Pariah!
by VicShuttee December 23, 2008
Amalgamation of "folksy" and "faux". Used to describe people who falsely pepper their speech with southern-isms, to the point of sounding disingenuous or mocking.
I can never decipher how she feels. Every text has three y'alls, a couple darlin's and some long-winded metaphor about critters and the prairie. It's all so fake, she's fauxsy.
by VicShuttee December 19, 2015
When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.
I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."
by VicShuttee October 20, 2016