Vermont Ferret's definitions

cowabunga

(exclamation): Originating as a greeting by Chief Thunderthud (the only Indian ever to have a moustache) to the Peanut Gallery on the 50's television program "The Howdy Doody Show", the term was later adopted by surfers in the 60's.

Chief Thunderthud: Cowabunga, peanuts!
The Peanut Gallery: Cowabunga!
Surfer: Cowabunga, dude!

by Vermont Ferret August 8, 2005

boofoo

(noun): Gay reference to a favorite sexual partner/boyfriend.

Saw you last night with Mr. Boofoo, and, man, he ugly! No booty an' he looks just like that hoAnne Coulter.

by Vermont Ferret February 15, 2005

middle age

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.

My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.

by Vermont Ferret August 3, 2005

tuna

(noun): One or more teenage girls.

Lotsa tuna at da beach last night.

by Vermont Ferret February 16, 2005

Avuncular

(adj.) Once a man reaches middle age and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle Arby.

I'll have to stop hitting the clubs looking for action; my face has gotten so avuncular, chicks think I'm there to look for my runaway daughter.

by Vermont Ferret July 12, 2005

eslipiency

The sort of overweening gall that characterizes people without a shred of decency.

That media whore had the eslipiency to try to gannonize a left-wing blogger.

by Vermont Ferret February 10, 2005

SAHM

(1) Depending on the context, an acronym for either "Stay-At-Home-Mom" or "Shit-Ass-Ho-Motherfucker" (see dooce).

(2) Last name of the greatest white blues singer ever.

(1) You can read about one very hot, very funny SAHM at dooce.com.

(2) Doug Sahm was one great bluesman. Austin, Texas, will never be the same again without him.

by Vermont Ferret May 23, 2005