Vegas's definitions

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking

When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

o face

Look you get when your about to blow your load...

I was looking around the room trying to find my "O Face" ,because i was about to put it on.

by Vegas June 29, 2006

box monster

woman's camel toe is soooo outrageously huge, she could get a camel toe with a skirt...

Did roast beef curtains fall down, or is that a box monster?

by vegas May 25, 2003

vate

adj. Used to describe something or someone that is so unbelievabley beat, wack, horrible, hideous, or all of the above and beyond.

n. vateness, something that is vate.

How'd it go w/ dat broad last night? You hit dat?
Nah, shit was mad vate.

The no smoking inside law is vate.

Yo, I got arrested last night dun!
Foreal!? vateness. What happened son?

This club is vate, let's go somewhere else.

This chick Christina has a slammin body, but her personality is so vate I don't ever mess with her.

This weed ain't no kind bud, shit's vate.

by vegas March 12, 2004

My Dad

Something that is really cool.

This chocolate cake is "My Dad".

by Vegas March 23, 2003