Vatu's definitions

football amnesiast

A person who watches all the games but can't remember the results.

You watched the game but can't tell me the score. You are a true football amnesiast.

by Vatu July 7, 2018

Think

An idea that has been looked at more thoroughly and from various angles, often by a group of people.

Well, initially John's roof proposal seemed like a good idea but it turned out to be a bad think after we had a look at some possible scenarios.

by Vatu March 1, 2019

cashhole

A maniac billionaire who calls an all-staff meeting at 1 am on Sunday.

The guy is a real cashhole with no regard of his employees' time.

by Vatu May 2, 2021

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

vagrance

The smell of a homeless person.

"After the bums were forced to vacate the building, there was a vagrance in the air for some days."

by Vatu July 21, 2019

Beerslave

A person (often a friend) engaged on an ad hoc basis to perform a specific, often menial task within a larger project and compensated in beer after completion of the task.

Well, we had an engineer, some carpenters and of course Jack and John as the beerslaves helped out quite a bit.

by Vatu June 24, 2019