Vatu's definitions

office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.

Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.

by Vatu November 16, 2018

Glockdown

At around day 20 of the lockdown, when the pistols come out.

It was a total glockdown of the city.

by Vatu April 28, 2020

Homogram

A greeting delivered in person by one or multiple homosexuals, often dressed in carnevalistic attire.

I can't believe Jim sent me a homogram to work. It was really disruptive !

by Vatu August 21, 2018

transiteria

A restaurant to grab something while in transit. Cf. trattoria, pizzeria, bistro

We don't have time to sit down, let's just grab a sandwich from that small transiteria at the airport.

by Vatu September 18, 2019

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 1, 2021

Think

An idea that has been looked at more thoroughly and from various angles, often by a group of people.

Well, initially John's roof proposal seemed like a good idea but it turned out to be a bad think after we had a look at some possible scenarios.

by Vatu March 1, 2019

broke-up

When bros decide not to be bros anymore.

Go easy on Jim, he is going through a difficult broke-up with Charles.

by Vatu August 2, 2018