3 definitions by Vanessa Clyde
If one is really bored and has already done everything that comes to mind, this is what they type. Typing in this word is known as "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome". qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome is very common over summer vacation and during all-nighters. However, typed in repeatedly and it becomes a symptom of either "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". These are not contagious; however, gone too far and they result in low social skills, dorkyness, and a lot of time spent alone doing homework on a Saturday night.
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: nothin. I'm so bored, I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the search engine
Person 1: Oh gosh, you might qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome! Don't worry though, it can be cured. Have you done this before?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so bored it's been about 20 times this week.
Person 1: That's bad. You either have "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". I'm pretty sure it's youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome.
Person 2: Dang. Oh well, I bored. I'm gonna go search it again.
Person 1: Oh no you're not, we're going out before this progresses too far!
Person 2: nothin. I'm so bored, I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the search engine
Person 1: Oh gosh, you might qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome! Don't worry though, it can be cured. Have you done this before?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so bored it's been about 20 times this week.
Person 1: That's bad. You either have "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". I'm pretty sure it's youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome.
Person 2: Dang. Oh well, I bored. I'm gonna go search it again.
Person 1: Oh no you're not, we're going out before this progresses too far!
by Vanessa Clyde July 22, 2011
Person 1: So, today I got an A on this test and the teacher was like "awesome job" and this hot guy was like OMG and I think he might like...
Person 2: *Spacing out*
Person 1: ...so what do you think?
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: I know! It's like...
Person 2: *Spacing out*
Person 1: ...so what do you think?
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: I know! It's like...
by Vanessa Clyde July 27, 2011
An insult commonly found in the Harry Potter series. Probably British. Means, someone with no manners and who is constantly annoying people.
*someone has their elbows on the table during a fancy dinner*
Random person: "Git"
*Throws gravy on them*
Several more people: "GIT!"
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*random person chattering on with bad jokes and annoying everyone*
Other person: "Stop being such a git!!!!"
Random person: "Git"
*Throws gravy on them*
Several more people: "GIT!"
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*random person chattering on with bad jokes and annoying everyone*
Other person: "Stop being such a git!!!!"
by Vanessa Clyde July 27, 2011