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your mom

Possibly the most idiotic, uncreative insult ever. It's similar to a "yo mama joke", but a your mom joke is even more retarded. It's usually used by morons and idiots who can't come up with a decent comeback or insult. Another annoying thing is when a dumbass says a "your mom" insult, another dumbass (often a random douchebag that has nothing to do with the situation, but decides to butt in) will say something like "OHHHHHHHH!!!" or "You just got burned!!!".
(guy 1 pushes guy 2)
guy 2: What the Hell you, pushed me you motherfucking, piece of shit, cock sucking, ass-faced, douchebag!
guy 1: Well ummmm, I pushed your mom if you know what I mean!
random idiot: OHHHHHHH!!! You got burned!!!
guy 2: That was a shitty comeback
guy 1: Your mom is a shitty comeback!
random idiot: OHHHHHHHH!!! Burned again!!!
(guy 2 kicks the shit out of guy 1 and random idiot for being annoying and retarded)
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
mugGet the your mommug.

tap water

Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, you will be healthier drinking tap water over bottled water (probably because bottled water has chemicals in it.) It also tastes better (in my opinion), and the only reason why people don't like it is because you need to refrigerate it for a while for it to be cold.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010
mugGet the tap watermug.

skunk

1: A cute, but stinky animal that can spray a stinky fluid out from under it's big tail. If the fluid comes in contact with you, you will be stinky and smelly just like a skunk.

2: A word for a loved girlfriend or spouse.
3. A special kind of weed that's a hybrid of other plants
4: A despicable person.
5: A name for a stinky person
1: Me: Awww, what an adorable skunk!
*skunk sprays me*
Me: *holding my nose* P.U.!!!!! I SMELL LIKE A STINKY SKUNK NOW!
2. I love you, stinky.
3. Tom: This is some good skunk right here.
John: Yeah, it's very, ummmm, good.
*John passes out*
Tom: Lightwieght
4: George Bush is a skunk.
5: I'm a skunk. :)
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
mugGet the skunkmug.

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