Val's definitions

abercrombie and fitch

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.

girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!

by val February 5, 2005

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

pant spider

A very smart guy invented this word cuz he thought it sounded good.

Normally, I'm afraid of spiders, but Bo's pant spider was very desirable.

by Val April 14, 2005

lock and load

to make outor kick it in Marina's words...haha so LOCK AND LOAD!

Marina locks and loads with Joey allllll day!

by Val December 5, 2004

the killers

really great music that has unfortunatley been on trl and now all the girlzzzzzz totally want to bang the lead singer cause OmG he'zzzzzzz soooooooo caaauuuteee!!

teen girl: i soo love the killers... does this mean im cool now and can wear a white belt and become a scenester.
teen friend: yea totally... now we actually have to listen to the music LoL!!

by val January 31, 2005

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

the meep

A mentally retarded person with a small head that makes a soudn like this...

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wtf is that sound? dude?
its the meep!! what the fuck?

by Val November 2, 2004