gray thickness

it is a horrid, wretched filthy entity that accumulates on the side of one's seat after the person blows their nose in their hand and wipes it on their upholstery daily. They also have a unsound assumption that boogers and snot disappear.
I will never ride in that bitch's car again after seeing that fucking gray thickness!! gag!!

Get a fucking tissue mom! All my friends see your gray thickness!
by Vagina Mae August 31, 2010
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naked lounging

is the refusal to get dressed immediately after a shower in order to extend naked time. Usually spent lying on your bed either applying lotion, doing nothing or masturbating just because you damn like it.
I took great pics of myself during naked lounging.

Naked lounging is great! I love the way my junk air dries!!

I pluck the hair from my balls during naked lounging.

I always do a pussy check in the mirror when I naked lounge.
by Vagina Mae August 30, 2010
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