Vagina Mae's definitions

gray thickness

it is a horrid, wretched filthy entity that accumulates on the side of one's seat after the person blows their nose in their hand and wipes it on their upholstery daily. They also have a unsound assumption that boogers and snot disappear.

I will never ride in that bitch's car again after seeing that fucking gray thickness!! gag!!

Get a fucking tissue mom! All my friends see your gray thickness!

by Vagina Mae August 31, 2010

naked lounging

is the refusal to get dressed immediately after a shower in order to extend naked time. Usually spent lying on your bed either applying lotion, doing nothing or masturbating just because you damn like it.

I took great pics of myself during naked lounging.

Naked lounging is great! I love the way my junk air dries!!

I pluck the hair from my balls during naked lounging.

I always do a pussy check in the mirror when I naked lounge.

by Vagina Mae August 30, 2010