VAKI5's definitions

Bama

1) (n) Person who cannot dress, a loser. Short for Alabama, meaning a person from the country, backwards unsophisticated.)
2) (n) Shake, a type of marijuana from the leaves rather than the buds of the hemp plant.

1. "Me and the rest of the bama's"

by VAKI5 September 14, 2003

vergallo

Masturbation of the penis. Literally, "choking your chicken". Often when describing this action to one another, Mexicans pretend to be a rooster jacking off.

Jerking off your little chicken, vergallo!

by VAKI5 September 20, 2005

2 way

cell phone

by VAKI5 November 8, 2003

zonked

Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.

"Did you see that guy at the party? He was zonked!"

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

jobsworth

A person who is very pedantic at work and strictly adheres to the rules; so called because of their oft used exclamation.

I can't let you do that, it's more than my job's worth.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

apple of my eye

One's favorite person; the one you love most.

In Old English, the pupil of the eye (the round, dark center) was called the 'apple'. It was thought that the pupil was a round object much like an apple (a piece of fruit). When you look at someone, their reflection appears in your pupil. So if someone is the 'apple of your eye', he or she is someone that you look at a lot and enjoy seeing.

1) Miranda is the apple of my eye - I love her more than anything on earth.

2) Her granddaughter is the apple of her eye.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

justafriend

A person that someone is obviously dating,
which is obvious to every single person in the world except said victim, er, person.

So, you hanging out with Kristen tonight? Nope, her justafriend is taking her to dinner and movies.
Oh.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005