Utz89's definitions

lvl

Used in screen names as a substitute for the letter "M."

lvlotherfukka696969420420666_666 is an example of a typical crappy name

by Utz89 November 15, 2004

bojangles

A place where you can get good fried chicken and iced tea that's 99% sugar. They're usually found in the south, but there are a few up north. Mmmmm it's good.

Even northerners like me appreciate the delicacy that is Bojangles'

by Utz89 March 3, 2005

bbs

BBS is an acronym for Bulletin Board System, which were old timey computer networks. Each was privately owned, and you would dial in to connect. Once there you could share text files/warez/pics, or talk about random stuff with other people. The first one went up in 1978, and they reached their peak in 1996 with over 5000 systems in the USA alone. They were essentially killed off by the Internet. Today, there's about 75 free dial-up BBS's left in the USA. There are hundreds of Telnet-only ones, however they have a tendency to suck.

textfiles.com is full of old BBS files.

by Utz89 August 3, 2005

Lawyers

The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances (ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.

From an Urbandictionary stay/go vote thing:

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.

by Utz89 November 12, 2004

playboy

A kick-ass little car made in the 1940s, but its makers ended going bankrupt. The source of the name for the classic left handed website (it's a long story)

I want a Playboy car but they only made 97 1/2 of them!!

by Utz89 December 21, 2004

dude eggs

Small eggs pickled in a spicy brine. Sold at roadside stands. As seen on Viva La Bam.

Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam

*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*

by Utz89 January 8, 2005

linux

Simply put, it's an operating system that you can download (legally.) I's most commonly used by experienced computer users because it doesn't hold your hand as much as Windows does. It also requires emulators to run Windows programs. The source code for the kernel is available somewhere. The kernel was written in the early 90s by one Linus Torvalds in Finland, and is released under a "General Public License."

How's that? No airline suff, just the real definition.

by Utz89 August 3, 2005