Utz89's definitions

piwi

A Wacky Pack card from the 1970s, parodying a can of Kiwi Shoe Polish.

Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.

Woot! I just got a Piwi Blecch card!

by Utz89 November 30, 2004

outcast

1. Someone who doesnt belong, and as such is most often seen by themselves or with a friend or two at most.

2. Me

1. There's almost no outcasts at my high school; they're all rich Republicans and buy their friends.

2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.

by Utz89 November 12, 2004

Lawyers

The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances (ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.

From an Urbandictionary stay/go vote thing:

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.

by Utz89 November 12, 2004

yeagh

1. Exclamation by Howard Dean that effectively mae him lose he democtatic primaries
2. A song by James Lileks about said exclamation

Then we're gonna go to North Dakota...YEAAAAAGHHHH!!!

by Utz89 November 4, 2004

lvl

Used in screen names as a substitute for the letter "M."

lvlotherfukka696969420420666_666 is an example of a typical crappy name

by Utz89 November 15, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd

by Utz89 August 19, 2004

linux

Simply put, it's an operating system that you can download (legally.) I's most commonly used by experienced computer users because it doesn't hold your hand as much as Windows does. It also requires emulators to run Windows programs. The source code for the kernel is available somewhere. The kernel was written in the early 90s by one Linus Torvalds in Finland, and is released under a "General Public License."

How's that? No airline suff, just the real definition.

by Utz89 August 3, 2005