Utz89's definitions

dude eggs

Small eggs pickled in a spicy brine. Sold at roadside stands. As seen on Viva La Bam.

Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam

*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*

by Utz89 January 8, 2005

piwi

A Wacky Pack card from the 1970s, parodying a can of Kiwi Shoe Polish.

Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.

Woot! I just got a Piwi Blecch card!

by Utz89 November 30, 2004

outcast

1. Someone who doesnt belong, and as such is most often seen by themselves or with a friend or two at most.

2. Me

1. There's almost no outcasts at my high school; they're all rich Republicans and buy their friends.

2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.

by Utz89 November 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd

by Utz89 August 19, 2004

Lawyers

The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances (ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.

From an Urbandictionary stay/go vote thing:

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.

by Utz89 November 12, 2004

bojangles

A place where you can get good fried chicken and iced tea that's 99% sugar. They're usually found in the south, but there are a few up north. Mmmmm it's good.

Even northerners like me appreciate the delicacy that is Bojangles'

by Utz89 March 3, 2005

playboy

A kick-ass little car made in the 1940s, but its makers ended going bankrupt. The source of the name for the classic left handed website (it's a long story)

I want a Playboy car but they only made 97 1/2 of them!!

by Utz89 December 21, 2004